Before we go through this Well there's something you should know There's a monster in my clothes There's a monster under all this tulle You'll never get out If you still want to do this Well we should do it alone So that no one can object to you throwing out your chance at happiness Oh the worst thing that ever happened yet was the day we met, fact: You couldn't even stand me then So what's this dress for? What's this mess you're getting in?