Laura Osnes - Anything You Can Do lyrics

I'm pretty sure that anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything Better than you. No, you can't. Oh, yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can, Yes, I can! Anything you can be I can be greater. Sooner or later, I'm greater than you. No, you're not. Yes, I am. No, you're not. Yes, I am. No, you're NOT!. Yes, I am. Yes, I am! I can shoot a partridge With a single cartridge. I can get a sparrow With a bow and arrow. I can live on bread and cheese. And only on that? Pfft! Yeah. So can a rat! Any note you can sing I can sing higher. I can sing any note Higher than you. No, you can't. (High) Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher) Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher) Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher) Yes, I CAN! (Highest) Anything you can sing I can sing softer. I can sing anything Softer than you. No, you can't. (Softly) Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer) Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer) Yes, I can. (Softer) YES, I CAN! (Full volume) I can drink my liquor Faster than a flicker. I can drink it quicker And get even sicker! I can open any safe. Without bein' caught? Duh! That's what I thought-- you crook! Any note you can sing I can sing longer. I can sing any note Longer than you. No, you can't. Yes, I can No, you can't. Yes, I can No, you ca-a-a-n't. (cough cough) Yes, I can Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I Yes, you ca-a-a-an! Any note you can sing I can sing faster. I can sign any note Faster than you. No, you can't. (Fast) Yes, I can. (Faster) No, you can't. (Faster) Yes, I can. (Faster) Noyoucan't. (Faster) YesIcan! (Fastest) I can jump a hurdle. I can wear a girdle. I can knit a sweater. I can fill it better! I can do most anything! Can you bake a pie? No. Neither can I. Anything you can sing I can sing sweeter. I can sing anything Sweeter than you. No, you can't. (Sweetly) Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't. (Sweeter) Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't. (Sweeter) Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't (sweeter) Oh, yes, I can (Sugary) No, you can't can't cant! Oh, yes, I can, can, can! Yes, I can! No, you can't!