You're riot gear at the des moines zoo You're a three course meal when you know you can't chew Like an empty envelope at the bank deposit Like a three-piece prada suit hanging in my closet You're wasted Wasted on me You're wasted Wasted, wasted On me You're a bad complexion on a movie star You're a free beer at a real sh**ty bar And you're way too drunk on the wine you didn't bring But you're my favorite thing, you're my favorite thing But you're wasted Wasted on me You're wasted Wasted, wasted On me And you say all i need is love And you say You say all i need is love You say all i need is love But your words are just Wasted You're cinderella at the wrong f**in' ball You're the very best friend that i never ever call You're the last one out of a house you didn't build And like a good actor in a soft p**n film You're just wasted Wasted on me