LaTour - This Is What A Baseball Balk Really Is lyrics

This Is What A Baseball Balk Really Is Written by Latour and Joey Spatafora Performed By The Squids Ok, there's are over fifty ways to make a balk And when you do The umpire see's it And he let's all the runners advance one base Whenever somebody does a balk Cuz when you do this with your leg It's called a balk When you do this with your leg It's called a balk It's ok to balk if you are playing football But not if you are playing baseball Cuz when you do the umpire see's it And he let's all the runners advance one base Whenever someone does a balk Cuz when you do this with your leg It's called a balk When you do this with your leg It's called a balk One day the pitcher made a balk But the umpire didn't see it But I saw it So I ran down on to the field I ran right up to the ump I looked at him right in the eye I said "Hey ump, that's a balk" And your crazy Ha, ha There's are over fifty ways to make a balk And when you do The umpire see's it, and he let's all the runners advance one base Whether your crazy or not That's a balk And all the runners advance Hey ump, your crazy When you do this with your leg It's called a balk When you do this with your leg It's called a balk When you do this with your leg It's called a..... When you do this with your leg it's called a balk