My Favorite Shirt Written by LaTour / Joey Spatafora Performed by The Squids Hey, hey, hey Hey, I got that shirt but I never wear it I got a whole suitcase full shirts Let me tell you about my favorite shirt That one day I wore my favorite shirt it brought me good luck I found a ten dollar bill And the Cubs won a double header When I wore my favorite shirt I wear my favorite shirt every Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and sometimes on Saturdays If I don't get it all dirty I wear my favorite shirt every Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and sometimes on Saturdays And sometimes on Sunday Hey Hey you know what My favorite shirt brings me good luck That one day I wore it That cop did not give you a parking ticket Cuz you were with me Everyone always thinks I'm the best dressed Everyone always thinks I'm the best dressed around When I wear my favorite shirt I wear my favorite shirt every Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and sometimes on Saturday If I don't spill nothing on it I wear my favorite shirt every Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and sometimes on Saturday And sometimes on Sunday