Lars Gardner - Alcohol Free lyrics

[Intro: Gardner] Hey Gardner! Why don't you come out? For some drinks tonight With the boys ( c'mon'!) [Verse 1: Gardner] See? Don't you see? I only drink alcohol free beverages! You must you, must you, must understand (I do I do!) You must you mustn't think poorly of me! (Okay I won't!) I think i'll just stay home... (That's cool!) [Verse 2: Campbell] Hey I think this might Be a little irrelevant But I would like the world to know I wanna to be showered in R Kelly's pee I feel a lot of envy towards that girl he peed on! [Bridge: Campbell] Would it not be an honor To get peed on by R Kelly?(I guess?) RnB Legend R Kelly? (yeah!) Why are y'all actin' brand new? (I'm sorry lets just turn up) Huh? Turn Up! [Verse 3: Campbell] I just want Somewhere else to run to When its all said and done Will you be there for you? I've been upset again Darkness deep and it tears at this Folding in on the best of guess I'm the one you want But I can't the best You and I Don't be this way now Tried to behave now Wonder your call I can't do it now