Larry Leichliter - Slumber Party Panic lyrics

Title: Slumber Party Panic [The episode begins in the Candy Kingdom, Jake is playfully chasing Lady Rainicorn.] Jake: Yeah, you think you're pretty way up there but I can get you! [he stretches to be on Lady's level.] *Lady Rainicorn says something in Korean* [Finn and Princess Bubblegum are in a cemetery with a table full of different chemicals.] Princess Bubblegum: Alright. Let me just add three more drops of explosive diarrhea. [She adds the explosive diarrhea and a giant cloud shaped like a skull puffs out. Not a good omen.] Finn and Princess Bubblegum: Oooo... Finn: Hey Princess Bubblegum, when we bring the dead back to life, will it be filled with worms? Princess Bubblegum: No. If my decorpsinator serum works, all the dead Candy People will look as young and healthy as you do. [Finn does a "Tarzan-yell" while hitting his hands against his chest.] Princess Bubblegum: Pick up that platter, tough guy. [Finn picks up a serving platter and open the lid, revealing a Candy Person corpse.] Finn: Old Mr. Cream Puff? Princess Bubblegum: [Giggles] We used to date. [Applies the serum.] [Mr. Cream Puff's corpse starts to glow and overflow with the fizzing serum.] Finn: Something's happening! Come on, come on... Princess Bubblegum: Work. [A zombie Mr. Cream Puff arises and moans.] Finn: Algebraic! Princess Bubblegum: Wait, something's wrong. Zombie Mr. Cream Puff: Sugar! [Squirts serum out of his eyes and mouth] Finn and Princess Bubblegum: Ew! [Zombie Mr. Cream Puff leaps into a giant test tube. The test tube falls and infects the whole cemetery. Zombie Candy People begin to arise from their graves.] Finn: Hey, look, the decorpsinator serum is working! Princess Bubblegum: No, this is wrong. They're not coming back to life--they're still dead! The decorpsinator serum--it's incomplete! [she rubs the head of a candy person that looks like a love heart.] Zombie Love Heart: [lashing out at Princess Bubblegum] Rah. Must eat sugar! Finn: [Pushes him back down] You're grounded, Mister. Princess Bubblegum: Oh, this is really bad. They're going to be attracted to the Candy Kingdom! Finn: Why? Princess Bubblegum: Because the Candy People are made of sugar, ya ding dong! Zombie Mr. Cream Puff: [On Princess Bubblegum] Gimme some sugar, baby. Finn: Chew on this! [Kicks him] Princess Bubblegum: [Giggles] Good one, Finn. Quickly, to the kingdom! [They run out of the cemetery] Finn: [Kicks another zombie] Get a life! [Princess Bubblegum is at the top of her castle, ringing a large bell] Princess Bubblegum: All citizens of the Candy Kingdom! Report to the palace, immediately! [Candy People mumble in confusion and walk to the palace] Jake: Whoa! [Jake and Lady go off to the palace. Princess Bubblegum notices the zombies slowly leaving the cemetery.] Princess Bubblegum: [worried] Hurry, sweet citizens. Finn: Alright, you heard the princess, everyone in! Alright, no pushing, come on! Jake: Dude, what's up? Finn: The princess will explain everything. Tree Trunks, get those hot buns in here, girl. Tree Trunks: [Carrying hot cross buns] Oh, I hope it's not bad news. [Princess Bubblegum and Finn close the door] Finn: Did we get everyone? Manfried: All present and accounted for. Finn: Thanks, Manfried. Manfried: You're welcome. Princess Bubblegum: Citizens, we are a**embled here in the candy foyer for a momentous announcement. Tonight we are all going to have... a slumber party! Finn: What?! [Crowd cheers] Finn: Wait! What about the zom--?! [Princess Bubblegum covers his mouth] Princess Bubblegum: Go ahead and start partying. Finn: [Voice muffled] But, Princess, the Undead-- Princess Bubblegum: [Carries Finn to the lab] We'll be right back, everyone. Jake: Whooo! [In the lab] Princess Bubblegum: Finn, the Candy People can't know about the zombies. Finn: Wha?! Princess Bubblegum: If they knew, they would flip out. Finn: What do you mean "flip out"? Princess Bubblegum: I mean they would flip out. [Scene changes to the cemetery; Starchy arrives with a shovel.] Starchy: Princess? It's me, Starchy the gravedigger. I brought you a larger corpse shovel. Oh, Princess? Well, I'll just wait for you here, then. By the mausoleum. With my back turned. And my defenses lowered. [As Starchy does so, Candy Zombie comes out of the mausoleum and goes up to Starchy, Starchy starts to scream and gasp and then... KABOOM!!! He explodes in a flash of light. Back at the castle.] Finn: Candy People explode when they get scared?! Princess Bubblegum: Not telling the Candy People about the zombies is so important that you need to promise, Royal Promise, not to let anyone find out about the zombies, ever. Finn: Okay, sure. Princess Bubblegum: No, Finn. You have to Royal Promise. Finn: Yes, [kneels] I Royal Promise. Princess Bubblegum: Now I must cloister myself in the lab and finish the equation to my decorpsinator serum. You keep the candy folk distracted and ignorant. Can you do that? Finn: Yes, your highness. Princess Bubblegum: Good. Don't tell anyone about the zombies. Never ever. [She leaves] Finn: No, wait. Can I at least tell [Jake enters] Jake? Jake: Tell me about what, dude? Finn: You know, about the outbreak of zom-- [Covers his mouth] Jake: [Chuckles] Alright, what's going on? Finn: Uhh, nothing at all, buddy! [Laughs awkwardly and skips into the foyer] Jake: Hey, dude. I think you and Bubblegum are up to something. Finn: [nervously] Ahha ah, what? No, no way. Jake: Whoa, you guys are up to something. Is it some sort of prank? Can I get in on it? Finn: [To party-goers] Who wants to play "Truth or Dare"? Jake: Hmm... Finn: Ok, Chocoberry, you may ask someone to tell a deep truth or a saucy dare. Chocoberry: Mr. Cupcake, truth or dare? Mr. Cupcake: Dare. Chocoberry: I dare you to take off your wrapper. [Everyone goes "Oooh"] Jake: [Shoulders Finn] Hey seriously, man. I'm your bro. Bros are supposed to tell bros everything all the time. What are you and Bubblegum up to? Is everything alright? Finn: Yep! Fine! Everything is great! Heh, heh. [Crinkling sound] Except for that. Whoa. [Mr. Cupcake has shed his wrapper] Peppermint Butler: I didn't know he was chocolate. Mr. Cupcake: Jake, truth or dare? Jake: Truth. Mr. Cupcake: Do you prefer chocolate or fudge? Jake: I can't eat chocolate or fudge cause I'm a dog and they'd probably k** me, but hmmmmm probably... neither. Finn! Truth or dare? Finn: Dare! Haha! Jake: I dare you... to tell me the truth about what's going on in your mind. What were you and Bubblegum talking about when you were alone together? [Everybody goes "Oooh"] Finn: [Nervously] Umm, ahh, the truth is, ahhh... [Finn visualizes Princess Bubblegum's face on Jake] Hallucination of Princess Bubblegum: You promised you wouldn't freakin' tell anyone! Oh, you're so cute, Finn. Finn: Ahhh... the truth is... that I'd rather play Dodge Socks! [Finn throws a sock a Jake, Princess Bubblegum's face goes away] Jake: I'm not playing dodge socks 'til you stop dodging my questions. Hey... [Sniffs socks] Old Mr. Cream Puff? Isn't he dead? Finn: Hey, give me my sock back! Dodge Socks was a bad idea! Jake: Whoa. [angrily] Look dude, just tell me what's up, cause you are crazier than a cannonball tonight. [Finn looks out a window behind Jake and sees the zombies coming] Finn: [Thinking] Oh, my goodness! Princess hasn't finished the equation and the zombies are here! Finn: I, uh, she just want this slumber party to be super fun, and if I did have something to tell you, then I would in a second, and it would make my life easier, unless there was something stopping me, like a promise, but there isn't, so I won't, so it's cool. [Zombie arises by the window behind Jake] Zombie: Sugar! [Finn shuts the shutters] Jake: What? You lost me. Finn: Umm... Hey, you know what time it is? Jake: Adventure time? Finn: No, time for Seven Minutes in Heaven! You're first. Jake: Really? Finn: Lady Raincorn! In the closet with Jake! *Lady Rainicorn says something in Korean* Jake: Okay, okay, alright. [Closet door closes on Jake and Lady] But in seven minutes, I'm gonna come out and make you spill your beans, Finn. Finn: I can't hear you all the way in heaven! [Finn looks out a window, a horde of zombies shouting "Sugar" comes and begins banging on door] Chet: Umm, does anyone else hear that? Finn: What? Hear what? I, I don't hear anything. [Candy People begin to murmur as they too hear the banging.] Chet: I hear something I don't understand... and it makes me scared! [Begins to shake.] Finn: What? No, Chet. Everybody, wait. What noise? You mean this noise? [Turns on a radio and party lights comes on.] Chet: Oh. [Laughs] Finn: Yeah! Dance it! Bust it up! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh! [A zombie comes out of the main door, Finn rushes to the door, grabbing a table] Chocoberry: What is this game you are playing at now, Finn? [Finn barricades the door with the table] Finn: Uhh, it's... Blockado. Haha, the game of barricades. Come on, let's block all the entrances and windows! [Candy People cheer and begin blockading the doors and windows before the zombies can come in] Finn: Alright, this is not a permanent solution. Think Finn, how can you keep everyone from finding out? Manfried: Find out about what, Finn? Finn: Manfried, the talking piñata! Your convient appearance gives me a great idea. Everyone, grab a stick! New game! We're gonna smash some piñatas! Manfried: What? Finn: Except for you, Manfried. Manfried: Oh, thank goodness. [Finn takes somes strips off of Taffy Girl] Finn: Now everybody don these blindfolds. [Whispering] Thanks, Taffy Girl. [Finn runs into the middle of the blindfolded Candy People swinging sticks] Finn: Alright, everybody, get together. I'm hanging the piñatas... [The zombies burst through the barricades] They're all around you. Smash the piñatas! [Finn and the Candy People smash all the zombies] Finn: Yeah! You guys are on fire! [Chocoberry smashes a zombie, causing candy to fall out. She kneels down and licks the candy.] Chocoberry: Oh, it is so tasty. [All the Candy Zombies are smashed and the Candy People are eating their candy] Finn: Yes! We did it! My improbable plan worked! [Jake and Lady come out of the closet] Jake: Whew! *Lady Rainicorn says something in Korean* Jake: Seven minutes up yet? [Grabs a jelly filled doughnut and eats it, noticing the zombie corpses.] Whoa! [Runs to Finn] What the nuts happened here?! Finn: Oh, we k**ed all the zombies that Princess Bubblegum and I raised from the dead. Jake: Really!? [Time freezes, leaving only Finn moving in the room.] Finn: Jake? What's going on? [Princess Bubblegum enters, unaffected by the freezing.] Princess Bubblegum: What? Huh? Oh, Finn! Did you break your Royal Promise? Finn: Yeah, but, I mean, all the zombies are dead. The Candy People won't freak out. What's the big deal? Princess Bubblegum: This is really, really bad, Finn. You can't break Royal Promises. Never, ever, never. No matter what, forever. [The room starts shaking] Princess Bubblegum: The Guardians of the Royal Promise are coming for us. [A hand bursts through the ceiling and grabs Finn and Princess Bubblegum and pulls them outside] Finn and Princess Bubblegum: Whoa! Guardian 1: Finn the Human. You have broken a Royal Promise for which the penalty is trial by fire. [Guardian 2 breathes fire] Finn: That's stupid. Princess Bubblegum: Wait! He's my friend! Isn't there another option?! Guardian 1: Yes. Because you care for the promise-breaker, we will give him a less hot trial. You must now answer... Guardian 2: ...Math questions! Finn: Mathematical! Princess Bubblegum: Finn, you're terrible at math. Finn: Awww. Guardian 1: Now, solve this! [Puts Finn in front of Guardian 2, who puts up a hologram of an overly complicated math equation] Finn: Uhh.... Guardian 2: Oh, wait, wait, I thought of a better one. [Replaces the equation with one that says "2+2"] Guardian 1: Yes! Two plus two. Solve it or die. Finn: Uhh. Four, right? [Guardians laugh] Guardian 1: Oh, correct. [Guardians heads explode and time rewinds, night becomes day, Guardian 2's head comes back and he talks backwards and goes back to sitting and blowing bubbles around the Candy Kingdom.] Finn: What's happening, Princess? Princess Bubblegum: You've defeated the broken royal promise! The Gumball Guardians are resetting! [Guardian 1 drops Finn and Princess Bubblegum, who teleport back to Princess Bubblegum's lab] Finn: Slamacow! That was tops! Who's not good at math? I was all "Four!" Princess Bubblegum: Four, four... Four, four, four... That's it! The answer was so simple, I was too smart to see it! Finn: You're welcome! Princess Bubblegum: '4' is the last figure I need to perfect my decorpsinator serum. [In the foyer, Princess Bubblegum pours the serum on a zombie] Revived Zombie: Golly! [Finn and Princess Bubblegum pour the serum on all the zombies] Finn: Woohoo! Yeah! Jake: This is messed up, but sweet. *Lady Rainicorn says something in Korean* [Finn and Princess Bubblegum revive more Candy Zombies] Candy Person 1: Uncle Chewy! Candy Person 2: Grandma! Ice Cream Lady: All of our dead relatives! Jake: Starchy! Starchy: Mornin'. Jake: [Walks over to Finn] Man, you broke a Royal Promise? You're nuts. All you had to do is say that it was a royal secret. I know what's up. [Walks away from Finn.] Princess Bubblegum: I hope you grasp the full consequences of breaking promises. Finn: Heck yeah! If I break a Royal Promise, I get to fight zombies, throw slumber parties, awake Gumball Guardians and... and... Princess Bubblegum: Alright, alright. Finn: [evilly] And reverse d**h itself! Princess Bubblegum: Oh, you are adorable. But keep your promises, okay? Finn: I will, Princess. [Finn notices Starchy gnawing on his leg and picks him up] Finn: Starchy, you're not a zombie. Starchy: I can't help it. Flesh is delicious! Finn: You're delicious! Starchy: Don't squeeze me! I'll fart! [Finn squeezes him, Starchy farts]