Larry LaLonde - Nature Boy lyrics

I pull the blinds Then I take my clothes off Dance around the house like nature boy My genitalia and pectoral muscles aren't quite what I would like them to be But you don't see me No one can see me I pull my blinds Fill out my income tax form Pen in hand I write so legibly I have my kitty. His name is Allowishus. I stroke him But you don't see me No one should see me I pull the blinds For the sun glares off my tele and I find it quite so irritating I have my videos - loads of Ren & Stimpy Bottom - a bit of p**nography But you don't see me No one should see me