An Amchitkan Eskimo named Kanawetuk wrote a letter to the main man in Washington DC sayin' " Please Mr. main man, melt not my igloo"... Up in Alaska, Lord, Lord, I've been told Eskimo gravy, Lord, Lord, Is mighty cold Old cold gravy, Lord, no, can't do no harm Great God almighty, if the meat is warm And the main man wrote back and said... Help me, tighten up your belt son Won't you help me, put inflation on the run Me and my buddy Lord, Lord, were quite the fighter son Great God Almighty, from Air Force One Old cold gravy ain't gonna harm ya If the meat is warm Took it on myself to warn you You can't have no warm meat son, You sure get by Lord, Burned Lord, you sure get burned Lord Up in Alaska, I've been told Eskimo gravy, Lord, Lord, is mighty cold Old cold gravy, no, don't do no harm Gravy, God Almighty, if the meat is warm If the meat is warm If that meat is warm If the meat is warm