I wanted to be just like the sailors In some of the songs that I wrote So I took off down to the coast And chartered a boat Now all of my freinds, yeah they're laughing and fishin' Everybody catching a bunch I'm hanging over the starboard side Loosing my lunch (Chorus 1) Oh I got sea sick, happened so quick I'm so sick, my head just won't quit Spinning around and around and around I got to get my feet on the ground Yeah, I love the ships and the sea But sailing, oh no it's not for me (Instrumental) So I made my way up to the captain Tell me which way is land I'm down on my knees, man I'm beggin' you please Would you get me there fast as you can He said relax, take a few breaths It'll pa** in an hour or two If you don't take me back I won't use a sack I'm gonna throw up on you (Chorus 2) I'm sea sick, happened so quick I'm so sick, my head just won't quit Spinning around and around and around I got to get my feet on the ground Yeah, I love the ships and the sea But sailing, oh no it's not for me (Instrumental) Now I am back safe at my home Stuck in the hot tub a while I think of the beach, yeah all the bikins Man ooo, sure make me smile Then my mind drifts out to the ocean The waves rollin' out, rollin' in And I look down at the hot tub in motion Man I think it's gonna happen again (Chorus 3) Ooo, I'm gettin' sea sick, happened so quick I'm so sick, my head just won't quit Spinning around and around and around I got to get my feet on the ground Yeah, I love the ships and the sea But sailing, oh no it's not for me