Larry Fisherman - Halo lyrics

[Intro] Yo, once again It's a riot, better close the street [Verse 1] Pathological liar Went to my girlfriend's house and set her dog on fire Blamed it on her little brother, got him sent to juvi f**ed her in the bathroom while her dad was watching movies Reach inside my backpack for the fully loaded uzi Started shootin' up the room he was in That Chappelle's Show episode, you know, Paul Mooney was in Told her everything would be alright, just don't scream as I dismount Left the crib, started searching for a discount Exorcist, I need to get some help with this Once as sweet as Welch's is, I think he went insane though Must've been the d** in him, he loved to sniff the yay-yo If Satan could accompany a halo Then one day, maybe I could be somebody's angel Catalogue of greatest hits, sacred does what sacred is The people raise they brows when you weird as Al Yankovic I just wanna make out with b**hes and play with tits Snort some ancient sh**, just forget what day it is I'm eatin' sator with Clinton and Ralph Nader Tradin' acres and bettin' millions against the Lakers Spittin' out what used to be your favorite flavor Sentenced into hell, but I'm out on good behavior Look, got a new neighbor [Verse 2] Still live from a room of melted candles Lost my job, now I'm in New York sellin' sandals Saw Michael Jackson in S.W. Randall's Introduced my youngest cousin to him, told him he was DTF He probably had some freaky s**, really I'm not worried Already plan to k** myself when the clock hits 7:30 My head is dirty, took a suicide dive into some cow manure Now I'm chillin' chop and screwin' Al B. Sure! I got the clap from a b**h in El Salvador So I grabbed her house phone and strangled her without the cord Sorry I was bored, guess I'm quite sadistic Misfit, dipsh**, he's always pessimistic Stuck in prison currently, my family never visits Psychological problems is really none of your business These serial k**er fantasies You mention something sick and twisted, everybody panicy Reading Hamlet out loud in a room by myself Give different characters different voices, I guess it helps With the storyline and the flow of the plot Got a gun in my dresser and it's holding a sh-