Larrikin Love - The Very Sad Ballad Of Brutus From No. 72 lyrics

I sat down in the garden and a cat who spoke He said, "Excuse me thats my place for sitting 'cos its in the shade" I said, "Mr p**y you got some tuna stuck badly in your whiskers And there's a rather large patch of baldness round your leg" He said, "Shut up, you can talk Look at the left side of your head You look like you've been in a bad experiment" I said, "I'm not gonna sit here and be bullied by a cat Especially a little ginger one like that" He said, "Shut up you I'm strawberry blond Out in the alley I'm like the Fonz All the other cats they worship me Waving their paws in a f**ing frenzie" "Oh, I see There's not much I can say to that Except, in action Let my bulldogs out the trap"