Large Professor - Dear Diary lyrics

My vocals sound dynamic when it's placed on track Me wack? Your local mechanic couldn't even fix his mouth to say that I'll make a rapper change his occupation And have him selling hot dogs if he ain't saying nathan' I wait for challengers to pick a day to beef I'm not a calendar- I'll knock your a** to the middle of next week (next week) Leaving you OUTDATED, I'm R-RATED n***as on my dick was to fall off if I was to get CASTRATED No need to explain I'm doper than h**n, so just take my name in vain You can't follow the Ak's footmarks I'll throw your raps in a shoebox and let the bullsh** WALK! I straighten up those who be slacking up In other words I'm not a film director So don't come over here acting up You know just who I AM This ain't the DAMN Macho MAN Wrestling PROGRAM Over here you get SLAMMED on the premises Remeber this, the name Akenyele it don't rhyme with Genesis I'm not the one to get played This ain't the arcade Pull over here and you'll find your fingers in the yellow page You can't hang with the kid My lrics are so bad they're only taught in school 600 So all you rappers keep eyeing me But just admire me And write this sh** in your diary Dear, dear diary (I kicked it plain and simple) Write it in your book, kid Dear, dear diary (I kicked it plain and simple) Put it on your pages Dear, dear diary (I kicked it plain and simple) Write it in your book, kid Dear, dear diary...check it out Yo Rob Swift! (Rob Swift gets business) x4 All you got to do is just set it Better yet act like you want it and see if you don't get it I walk over rappers like doormats Save all that Nino Brown chat for all them other New Jacks In your CITY, with your whole damn COMMITTEE Your bu*t-a** rhymes are all sh*tTY So don't riff cause I'm in a cla** by myself Make like a ventriloquist, talk that sh** someplace else Lyrics you pick are all simple And all like swift to come out your face like a dam pimple But just so you can't follow this My rhymes penetrate to the skin just like a dermatologist Best to head to the CLINIC Cause Akenyele's style about to spread like an EPIDEMIC I don't talk past the speed LIMIT One style's a GIMMICK I won't change up because I'm not a SCHIZOPHRENIC Pushing a wooden box 6 foot 6 is what you catch if you step to the Ak I k** a rapper's better one sec If he ever play me like an accident and think he can catch wreck sh** (sheee...) Once I COMBINE ya, here's another REMINDER n***as can get stomped down to CHINA In other words get that a** kicked I'll send your wack baby-a** raps right back to pediactrics Play the back before you get smacked Ask like a Lumberjack, I come from the projects of Lefrack AK to the NEL Don't give a HELL who you wanna TELL Not an intercom but my name rings BELLS So all you rappers c'mon, if you want to start trying me But write this sh** in your diary