Large Professor - Ak Ha Ha! Ak Hoo Hoo? lyrics

It's the ak ha ha, the ak hoo hoo (Akineyle) Verse One: Yo, y'all know what's about to happen When I proceed to give you what you need and the Ak start rappin I throw rhymes like children throwin balls on project bricks In other words I be kickin that old off the wall sh** I don't rehearse they don't come better than I don't need light, cuz I'm a late night person like David Letterman You know the whole repoitoire not far from a star Baby Pah, the Ak can shine like ArmorAll Chorus Verse Two: Akineyle, producing more stunning hits So call me Ex-Lax, cuz I'm about ready to start runnin sh** Toss and TURNIN ya, watch Ak BURNIN ya You can't hold your own you f** around and catch a HERNIA (Akineyle) So don't sleep, nor yet drowsing My name itself bring more Heartbeats than Robert Townsend I hurdle over rappers like a stallion Carry it back with more Fame than Debbie Allen, n***a Chorus Verse Three: My lyrics'll reign real bright so dim the lights and it won't get DULLER It doesn't take Rosie Perez to see my living COLOR I rain over heads just like an UMBRELLA So strong that baby's boosted and I'm FULLER History in the making, never one for backspins Throw and kneel, but you're still, MC's I be BREAKIN Ak saniTATION I leave skid marks on the concrete streets From all the brothers that I be scrapin Chorus Verse Four: Permanent scars as I sabotage My style's so milky I should get down with Haagen-Daaz More heatwave than a do rag does to a CAESAR Give a thermometer a temperature of jungle FEVER George like WHEEZY Cuz I be burnin brothers just like, the neighborhood SKEEZER Once the hip-hop strangeler I throw your whole rap on a coat rack kid and just hang it up Chorus Verse Five: So step to the AK-ER, the hip-HOPPER And get your a** kicked like a game of SOCCER Sk**s are fatter than a grease spot Cuz I love to rock that nasty home-cooked hip-hop I watch girls check it, I make b**hes wanna jump bu*t-naked Like the Doo Doo Brown record But now I peep on low and they have to stop When they hear my name, the motherf**in Ak