Cathy told me that she ran into you and My name happened to come up Not to see how I am Not to send me a kiss You just want to let people know I'm an a**hole That I'm the reason you're screwed up Am I the reason that you're screwed up? No! Look, I am sorry that you're life's so difficult but Your collapse is not my fault Yeah, we went out for a while It didn't end with a smile but You were a loon before I even laid eyes on you I'm not the reason you're screwed up Am I the reason that you're screwed up? I think that you should see a shrink as soon as possible 'Cause there is something that I think There's something you should know You're the reason Blame yourself or someone else Not me Try your alchy mother Try your sixth grade teacher Try your bad step brother Blame someone else Don't blame me I'm not the reason Am I the reason that you're screwed up? No! I'm not the reason