Laptop - The New You lyrics

Your life is going nowhere fast You never stand out (just a face in the crowd) And you have to if you want success (and I know that you want success, doesn't everybody want success) You need a gimmick You need a shtick You need to change something You need to re-invent it Change your name Lift your face Change your everything I like it I much prefer the new you So much better than the old you The new you So much better than the old you People are finally going to notice you Hey, who is that man? (I like what he's doing) Let's give him lots of money (send him a check, sign him up) What a gimmick! What a shtick! The kids will love that! The kids will imitate it! They'll change their names They'll lose some weight Spread make up on their faces They'll like it They'll much prefer the new you They'll much prefer the new you The new you So much better than the old you Three cheers for the modern you Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! Three cheers for the modern you Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! Three cheers for the modern you Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! I like it I much prefer the new you I much prefer the new you I much prefer the new you I much prefer...