Word on the street says Your second record's dead and You're not doing very well Can't say that I'm depressed Still I could never guess Just how good that makes me feel I'm sinking to your level I'm sinking low down I'm sinking I know I'm going to hell But I'm...Yes, I'm... I'm so happy you failed I'm so happy you lost your mind I'm so happy you failed Your misery makes me smile I know that I am setting myself up For the same song to get sung right back to me But I can't help it You are such a selfish mother Like no other that I've seen I'm sinking to your level I'm sinking low down I'm sinking I know I'm going to hell 'Cause I'm...Yes, I'm... I'm so happy you failed I'm so happy you lost your mind I'm so happy you failed Your misery makes me smile Look, I know it's wrong I feel bad I do But it's not like I'm the only one We're so happy you failed Yeah, everybody's happy Everyone's happy you failed Do you know what I mean? Do you hear them? We're all so happy you failed The whole world's happy The whole world's happy you failed Your misery makes me smile The Brazilians are happy The whole world's happy you failed The Japanese are happy Everyone's happy you failed North America is very happy The whole world's happy you failed Of course the German's are happy Everyone's happy you failed The men from outer space are happy The whole world's happy you failed And I am definitely happy Everyone's happy you failed