Laptop - Greatest Hits lyrics

You remind me of a couple girls I used to know That I used to be involved with Thanks a lot, what a compliment Wait, I know that sounds a little bad Yes, it does But I mean the good traits Why don't you just go back to them then? No, no, no I'm saying just the opposite I'm saying the reverse You're a "greatest hits" You're a "the best of" You include only the good cuts of the girls that I've been out with You're a "greatest hits" You're a "the best of" Why don't you shut your mouth before you scratch it up? What a minute Is that it? No, I'm just saying... You're a little like Miranda Oh baby, she could name a tune Oh, could she? Just flip on any radio station And like two notes in She's like that's "so and so" from 'eighty-two You're a little like Francesca Who's Francesca? With crazy stories from her youth Mom on some heavy d** Dad in the Mafia Yeah, I thought that all was pretty cool You better get over yourself Why don't you just go back to them then? Honey, I'm saying the reverse You're a "greatest hits" You're a "the best of" You include only the best cuts You're the one I want You're a "greatest hits" A "best of" Why don't you shut your mouth before you scratch it up? Wait a minute Hey, where you going? I'm leaving No! I'm leaving, I'm leaving you Is it something I said? Come on I'm leaving It can't be I'm leaving, I'm leaving you Hey honey, come back What, so you can talk about your skanky ex-girlfriends? Skanky? You got to call them skanky? How dare you? Get off me! I can't believe you said that You're totally misunderstanding me I am not misunderstanding you I understand perfectly well You're a "greatest hits" You're a "greatest hits" You're a "the best of" You include only the good cuts of the girls that I've been out with You're a "greatest hits" You're a "the best of" You include only the best cuts, you're the one I want You're a greatest hits You include only the best cuts, you're the one I want