I'm on that john cougar mellencamp sh** I'm from a small town Wasn't much to do but get drunk until you fall down The ceremony homey was formal I'm talking ball gown All that pomp and circumstance but dammit we were all clowns Doomed from the start might as well stick a fork in him Silky with soliloquys still I Aaron sorkin them I work in cycles that's how it's always been I Went from thin to fat to thin to fat to thin Now my body's all weird I'm talking hair and loose skin That's my tribe that's my quest that's my luck of Lucien Ugggghhh I'm just so f**ing over it Another old dick dies hope that that's my obit I'm so damned curmudgeonly fatherly and husbandly This whole sh** is cheese then I'll one up it with some Brie (I'm fancy like that) And an ennui aperitif I Check my ego at the door and now Im snoring through these rap beefs Add a little dry rub imaginary fight club Chuck palinuk a falice tucked so f** your life cuz (sorry bruh) I'm not beyond it I went through it Survived the poison season play destroyer with my music Amusing I'm a voyeur Let the pa**ion fill the void Cause the money's f**ing table scraps but rapping's in your boy And still I want a sprite commercial. Just to spite my virtue I'm guess I'm just a hypocrite some sh** I have to work through (but I won't) I made that leap a long time ago Won't bore you with that story no I'll save it for the liner notes (liner notes) They turned the limelight to a mall Now New York f**ing s**s but I still love it in the fall I love the colors in the foliage I know I'm sounding old as sh** But you gotta fill the middle cause life's like a cannoli kid Holy sh** I'm guess this means I'm growing it's appropriate Cause nothing makes me sadder than friends frozen by hopeless Grifts Still telling The same jokes and clinging to their broken myths At one time we were close but now like Tokyo we drift I think you get the f**ing gist sh** I know I've gone and changed The problem is you didn't that's a muthaf**ing shame