Landshark - Landshark lyrics
Sometimes when you're really awkward You do awkward things So I'm gonna tell what I've been doing lately I've been turning everything into a landshark What's a landshark? It's a shark That's on land Motherf**er If you wanna turn yourself into a landshark You're gonna need a hand And if you don't have one Then you're f**ed! But you're gonna take your hand a put it on your back like a fin And now you're a landshark Yeah, you're a landshark In the middle of na awkward conversation? Nope! Not anymore! Landshark, you'll never f**ing catch me, b**h! If you have any friends, then you could turn them into landsharks But you don't, so cry for a minute Then turn your dog into a landshark Kermit landshark Marble landshark Now I'm gonna show you some pictures I made: Snape landshark Hamster landshark Apple landshark Christian Bale is a landshark The guy from Ancient Aliens is a landshark This is a sandshark, now it's a landshark The Eiffel Tower is a landmark, now it's a landshark Unicorns aren't mythical creatures They're horses dressed up in landshark costumes Don't trust those motherf**ers! Now put some helium in a giant airshark Watch it fly around Laugh about it Do a plank on the ground as a landshark It's so much cooler then regular planking Landshark, tree bark What do you get when you put a landshark with a landshark? Jesus How do you landsharks have s** with each other? bo*ers Turtle backpack, turtle landshark Apologize to your dog Eat your feelings Landshark Cry about the fact that you made this vÃdeo Labdshark