SARAH Andreo has a first name, A-N-D-R-E-O . . . Andreo has a second name, N-I-K-O-L-A-O . . . When people ask me for the longest name I ever knew, I'll tell them what I know is true, It's S-M-I-T-H-M-O-O-R-E-B-R-O . . . MELANIE "Pulverize the Color Barrier"? Alan says that he loves Everyone he may find; But his love's just aesthetic; It's all in his mind! PAUL I see Melanie, so romantic and light; Hakeem's so romantic and dark, if that be spoken; It's a shame that he's Black and she was born White; By Pittman their pair will be surely upbroken! HAKEEM Ah, Pittman, what a principal, An anachronistic shame; We all know him and hate him, They say the Nazis' hate is just the same. PITTMAN They say my racism is bad, But isn't anti-racism, too? BLUMBERG Face it, it's not because you're racist, It's because you're you! SARAH . . .R-I-T-A-A-U!