[Intro: Rupaul & (Michelle Visage)] Category is... Bring It To The Runway Category is... Stars, Statements And Legends What category are you walking in? (Femme Queen Realness) Femme Queen Realness is in the house! (I've snatched before) And any other categories you are coming for... (Butch Queen Realness) Butch Queen Realness, well honey, you might have that one in the bag! Tens, tens, tens across the board! Hold that pose for me! DJ, start the music! Category is... Category is... [Hook] Bring it to the runway Runway, run-run-run-runway Bring it to the runway Runway, run-run-run-runway Bring it to the runway Runway, run-run-run-runway Bring it to the runway Bring it to the runway Bring it to the, bring it to the [Verse 1: RuPaul & (Michelle Visage)] Category is... (Category is Backtour Barefoot Butch Queen) Category is... Bear Claw Realness Category is... High Couture Broadway Chic Category is... Butch Queen Nutcracker! Who's gonna crack that nut? Category is... Butch, Butch, Butch Queen First Time In Drag? Category is... Butch Queen Up In Drag! Category is... Linebacker Hahahaha! Haha! Hahaha! [Refrain] (x2) Tatata, tatata, tatata, boom! Tatata, tatata, tatata, boom! Tatata, tatata, tatata! Tatata, tatata, tatata! Tatata, tatata, tatata, boom! [Spoken] Ladies and gentlemen, for your consideration... Work, work! Yeah, you better snatch trophies honey! You better snatch them trophies! Are you here to snatch trophies? Ok, hold that pose! Hold that pose for me! Hold that pose for me! [Verse 2: RuPaul & (Laganja Estranja)] Category is... Category is Femme Queen Realness Category is... Fish Up In Pumps Category is... Category is... The Gift Of Giving Category is... Catwalk Realness, ladies and gentlemen Category is... (Category is Pink p**y Realness) Category is... Category is Showgirl! Category is... Category is She's Looking Fish Tonight! Category is... Category is Officially Closed! [Refrain] (x2) Tatata, tatata, tatata, boom! Tatata, tatata, tatata, boom! Tatata, tatata, tatata! Tatata, tatata, tatata! Tatata, tatata, tatata, boom! [Bridge] (x4) What category are we on right now? What category are we on right now? What category are we on right now? Wha-wha-wha-what category... Bring it! [Hook] (x2) Bring it to the runway Runway, run-run-run-runway Bring it to the runway Runway, run-run-run-runway Bring it to the runway Runway, run-run-run-runway Bring it to the runway Bring it to the runway Bring it to the, bring it to the runway Hahahahaha, haha!