Yeah It's officially the biggest midget in the game I dunno Make way for the S.O.V [Chorus] Love me or hate me, it's still an obsession Love me or hate me, that is the question If you love me, then thank you If you hate me, then f** you If you hate me, then f** you I'm fat and need a diet Na, in fact I'm just here lying and I ain't got the biggest breast-s-s But I write all the best hits I got hairy armpits But I don't walk around like this I wear a big baggy t-shirt That hides that nasty sh** Ugh, never had my nails done Bite them down until they're none I'm the one with a non-existent bum I don't really give a ugh! I'm missing my shepherd's pie Like a high maintenance chick missing her diamonds I'm missing my Clipper lighters Now bow down to your royal highness No, I don't own a Corgi I had a hampster It died 'cause I ignored thee Go on then Go on, report me I'm English Try and deport me [Chorus] I'm a funky little monkey With the tiniest ears I don't like drinking fancy champi I stick with Heineken beers Oops, might burp in your face A little unladylike, what can I say? Well, oh gosh, I'm not posh - me I wear odd socks I do what I'm doing, yeah So everybody's entitled to opinions I open my mouth, and, sh**, I got billions I'm the middle kid, the riddle kid I make you giggle till you're sick My nose jiggles while I spit Yeah, I do have some stories And it's true, I want all the glory Go on then Come on, support me I'm English Try and deport me [Chorus] Love me or hate me Love me or hate me So I can't dance, and I really can't sing, yeah I can only do one thing, and that's be Lady Sovereign I can only do one thing, and that's be Lady Sovereign