There's a show, everybody's going on it And all you need is girls' clothes (you wear girls' clothes) Buy a dress, pad your hips and grab your iPhone Make your own video Makes no difference if you're butch or a femme Or even look like a girl Takes no talent to impress ‘em today You're on Drag Race Till you're sashayed away Come on and contour your nose (nose) Lipsync for your life to the music, hey hey hey Contour your nose (nose) Find a catchphrase and overuse it, hey hey hey Montrese, Coco, Kandy Ho Bianca f**ing Del Rio Sharon Needles, Jujubee On the cover of a toilet seat Darienne Lake, Ginger Minj, Delta Work - they like to binge Pearl had such a sleepy pace Tempest DuJour gave old face Mimi, Phi Phi, Roxxxy too Let's just face it - they hate you Lots of prissy attitude Kissing a** of Mama Ru Season 7, we slept through it Last year Logo really blew it Adore Delano, Kandy Ho And Alexis Mateo All the Puerto Rican queens Their wigs smell like rice and beans Carmen, Kenya, and Sonique Were they trans or were they drag queens? Alaska, Willam, and Ongina They're all c*nts with no vaginas They have contours, they have lashes Latrice's elbows look like ashes Courtney Act had realness down So why did she lose to a clown? Before your audition tape, Always mention you have AIDS Manila loves her autotune Please give some to Jinkx Monsoon Jasmine Masters, what a tramp Costumes purchased with food stamps You know you've got to get a clue When Ornacia is more real than you Jiggly got some brand new teeth Give the old ones to Latrice Detox did p**n like Jade Jolie To pay for all that surgery If you think Sasha Belle was sad, Imagine Tyra as your dad Yes I'm hateful as I yell this Or maybe I'm just old and jealous But you know what? They're all hoes. I said, HOES. (Hoes, hoes, hoes).