Moe and Joe run the video store Selling micas behind closed doors The cops grab Moe and as Joe runs out Brother Moe he began to shout Run Joe! Hey the man's at the door Run Joe! Hey man he won't let me go Run Joe! Run Joe as fast as you can Run Joe! These police holding me hand Hide the crystal ball by the fence So they won't find the evidence Get somebody to tell a lie Got to have me an alibi Hurry home and get in your bed Call the doctor and tie your head Get somebody to call my bail Don't want to stay in that f**ing jail Run Joe! Hey the man's at the door Run Joe! Hey man he won't let me go Run Joe! Run Joe as fast as you can Run Joe! These police holding me hand When they take me before the sarge I am going to deny that charge When the judge ask me how I plead Not guilty judge most decidedly You can see judge at a glance I'm just a victim of circumstance Run Joe! Hey the man's at the door Run Joe! Hey man he won't let me go Run Joe! Run Joe as fast as you can Run Joe! These police breaking me hand Ain't your mother done told ya? Ain't your mother done scold ya? Ain't she warned ya before Joe? If you get caught ya run Joe Run Joe! Police catching up to Joe Joe run to slow