[Produced by The Real Richie Rich] Old king cole was a merry old sole He wore vally boots and a neck full of gold Dressed to the beat you know he couldn't go wrong See his fashion designer was Louie baton Now he had a home girl and her name was Mary Mary was a girl that was quite contrary She worked on the block cuz she liked to rock King cole caught her chillin' with the boys on the block So all the kings horses and all the kings men Went to pick mary up in her mercedes benz The king said mary is this the end All I wanna know is if you still my friend Tell me that what cha sayi'n is not true And the way I feel about it you feel it too Mary told the king for all I do you know I'm a freak and this freak's for you Now Jack was nimble Jack was quick Everybody knew Jack as mister slick He had girls you could see and girls undercover And because he was slick the didn't know one another One day while kicking in his limousine He ran upon a girl they call francine Francine's home girl was Little Bow Peep Boy Jack used to kick it on 32nd street Jack said francine let's arrange a date The time is now I can't hardly wait Francine turned around and said Oh No I got a best friend and her first name is BOW I know about you and little Bow Peep And I know about your friends on 32nd street But your casanove days are through my friend Your candle stick has burned out to the end Little boy blue go blow you horn - All the freaks are on the loose Humpty Dumpty's not on the wall - he's with his girlfriend Mother Goose Three blind mice and the dream team showed - last night with the farmer's wife They was jammi'n to the sound that was going down - you've never seen such a sight in your life Jack Sprat could eat no fat - his wife could eat no lean So he reached in the the shelf - jumped back to the left and opened a can of beans Little jack Horner sat in a corner - with his walkman radio Old Mother Hubbard's cupboard was bare - so she rushed to the grocery store Pop goes the Dream Team