L.V.M. - I'm Me Freestyle lyrics

[Verse 1] I got money on my mind That's why I'm twice on my grind I'm nice cause I rhyme like it's my life's on that line The second that I'm provoked, I snap Into a point that ain't controllable Then it's either war or another quotable Don't let me get a hold of you dudes I'll murder you on camera Get Kelly's lawyer and get a mole removed I probably shouldn't have said that f** y'all On the record Off the record If I'm on the record I'mma off the record I need a push when I'm tired of rhyming Go ahead and diss me Cause me and George Bush got a lot in common We both got no sense We love to go to war And we stay looking for weapons of ma** destruction This industry is Hilary Clinton literally, listen You ain't got no choice now Roll with a n***a If you twisted enough to picture a devil mixed With a angel that's sick Drunk inside a Range Rov that's this Wish I could stick Every rapper in this b**h in the building Let em cypher while I fly a plane through that b**h Cause I hate y'all I'm tri-polar with the 8 ball I want you on my album, I pull out the K and make y'all In case y'all wanna share my light I'm gonna tell it like it is f** it, it's my Jeremiah Wright I'm the motherf**ing problem I don't care if y'all don't like Times three n***a I'm me n***a [Verse 2] Big dick, b**h, big balls We the kind that supply the rock like Chris Paul The same kind that aim 9's, insane conscience Then we get rid of the rock like Dwayne Johnson Lady k**er, the fly version of Orenthal You ain't got no DUI's then you probably a cornball Wittiest If you call a laptop a labtop You sound like a scientist but you're probably an idiot Your stories ain't holding up Y'all n***as lying Got me thinking y'all either too young or y'all ain't old enough n***as saying, when is Royce gonna stop beefing with rappers b**h, when hell freeze over and Wayne sober up By the way, f** all DJ's I'm just kidding I just threw that in there to get y'all attention No intention of ever dying, n***a, life too sweet Two words for who don't like me Fight and me I take care of my family They say, do the kid rock like Pam Lee The answer is yes And I invest It takes money to make money So I make green off of green like Stan Lee Smart sh** I ain't got beef with no Joe Budden Y'all gon' get one of these n***as k**ed trying to start sh** n***as hire muscle cause living is a privilege The only rapper I admire for his strength is Xzibit [Verse 3] I k** you right away Soon as you cross Go head, you got the right-a-way Give a n***a iron like vitamin Play I will ride up in broad day and night a n***a day Drunk I'm a recovery outpatient You at the top, you shot Your spot is now taken Psychotic is the ploy How the f** you rapping and you gay And you've been spotted with a boy like a dalmatian If I switch up I'd probably be instantly selling Got a clip full of pellets known as MC repellent While you talking bout your money And how I can't have none of it I'll hit a n***a low Just for the Zab fun of it I will never lose Never lost, I'mma prove it Except for my virginity But I was trying to lose it I be on some Tom Cruise sh** Standing on the couch in the club Laughing bout my dime new chick She the sh** But if you ask her she useless I'm in the pocket got a rocket down under like Houston So I'm gonna keep being me And you should keep being you If being you offends me Indeed it's gonna be me and you But understand that if it's that It's either gonna be me or you So pump your brakes before I do you Like a got a key to you Shut your power off I'm a G-A-N-G-S-T-R Yes we are b**h, I'm