L.A. Symphony - Champion Birdwatchers lyrics

Ladies and Gentlemen! The show that you've all been waiting for, Champion Birdwatchers! Hey, Hey , Hey hey, Hey, Hey hey, Hey, Hey hey, Hey hey, How you doin' baby? I see you walk by, I'm wondering if you got wings, you lookin fly, I know a lot a wanna be players sweatin' you, Buy I aint playin,' don't diss, cuz I aint lettin' you. Forget you! Girl you ever heard of revenue? Haven't you? Ever heard of the chosen few, that I wanna do, What they do better than the rest, girl I'm tellin' you, Cuz the Cook can do somethin' BTwice could never do. Peace to that cat. Let's check the spot, It's getting hot, Let's thicken the plot And it don't stop. Teach you all about hip hop, Protect you when it's dark, Check out graffiti marks, Stop to pick you up???? strollin' through the park. Ma**age your feet at the bus stop by the swap meet, Then take you back to the crib to make pizza. Show you the city sites, Dinner and candlelight, As soon as I recoup, Feed you fresh fruit on the roof. (Chorus) Hey, listen lady, don't mean to bother you or nothin, But I just wanna get to know you some, Maybe you think and you look at me funny, But give me a chance and we can have some fun. (Female Singer's Response) You better keep it, You might think this funny But I don't know you and I don't want to. First of all mister, you don't got no money. And when I say you, I mean your whole dang crew. So listen up here, you might think this funny, But I don't know you and I don't want to. First of all mister, you don't got no money. And when I say you, I mean your whole dang crew. (Pigeon John) Forget the others, baby, dance with me, They're some jerks and I don't want you to get hurt, see? (Female Singer) Why should I trust you? You run the same crew! (Pigeon John) Cuz they call me Pigeon John, And I'm in love with you! So is you is, Or is you aint my baby? (Shake it body, shake it!) Cuz baby if you get with me, You'll see, everybody say ooh-ee! Listen baby doll, get to my Ferrari, (Don't go we warn ya!) Shut up young G! (uh!) Can't you see, I'm tryin' to get something planned? Well well, young toots? (Don't listen to him, scram!) (Chorus) Hey, listen lady, don't mean to bother you or nothin, But I just wanna get to know you some, Maybe you think and you look at me funny, But give me a chance and we can have some fun. (Female Singer's Response) You better keep it, You might think this funny But I don't know you and I don't want to. First of all mister, you don't got no money. And when I say you, I mean your whole dang crew. So listen up here, you might think this funny, But I don't know you and I don't want to. First of all mister, you don't got no money. And when I say you, I mean your whole dang crew. Ha! Girl you gonna listen to these foolios? (Female: No.) You wanna come with me? Cuz I got Tony Hawk at the studio. (Female: What?) Oh, you don't like videos? How 'bout trips through the city-o? Did I mention that I'm down with Arsenio? You gonna by that? I wouldn't even try that! With the calls of a cat on some junior high crap, He'll probably pull your hair next, And trip you down the stair steps, Yo, I wouldn't dare get ill like that! (Female: I'm feelin' you.) I'm civilized, With hospitalized hostility, (Female: Speak on it) Put it to rest and test mental ability (Female: Speak on it) I know my calculus, got an A plus (Female: Speak on it) It's you plus me, we be the – (Other rappers) What?! (Chorus) Hey, listen lady, don't mean to bother you or nothin, But I just wanna get to know you some, Maybe you think and you look at me funny, But give me a chance and we can have some fun. Like this? Like that. Like this? Like that. Like this? Like that. Like this? Like that. Like this? Like that. Like this? Like that. Like this. (Female Singer's Response) You better keep it, You might think this funny But I don't know you and I don't want to. First of all mister, you don't got no money. And when I say you, I mean your whole dang crew. So listen up here, you might think this funny, But I don't know you and I don't want to. First of all mister, you don't got no money. And when I say you, I mean your whole dang crew. (Spoken by female) Look, y'all some busters. First of all, ya stank. And you need some new clothes. ???????????????????? to the fullest. And if you skate, die!!! (Fading out) Hey, Hey , Hey hey, Hey, Hey hey, Hey, Hey hey, Hey hey,