JERK: When Jean's film ends I just feel numb He undercut the transformation, made it dumb But Disney made That end sublime A worthy tribute to the tale as old as time In Cocteau's film The lady Belle Just out of pity for the Beast, in love she fell In Disney's film They grew and learned And thus, the love between La Belle and Beast was EARNED KYLE: The blending thoughts The dueling fears It's not about the people, it's about ideas! The dream of life Before you wake It's fiction calling itself fiction, give or take JERK: Whyyyyyy would they steal a treasure That would turn to dog sh** in their hands? KYLE: Tryyyyyyy to look past mere pleasure See, they symbolize short-sighted greed, and its demands JERK: I'm very lost KYLE: I know you are JERK: The plot has holes KYLE: Just try to think JERK: She's crying diamonds - is her head made out of coal? KYLE: You just don't get it, this brilliant film is not a chore JERK: This stupid film is such a chore KYLE: It's just the logic of a dream and nothing more JERK: I get eight hours of that for free each time I snore KYLE: It's just the logic of a dream and nothing more...