Kwogfaf - Tongue Dyed lyrics

[Verse 1] Sirens off in the distance Kwogfaf intellect imminent Deliberate, not contingent This the crime scene, you're the witness Spidey lifts cars I lift up walruses Rain dance twirl around on carca**es Journey the world swim across the oceans Spent time alone practiced the motions Stick your head beneath the faucet Soap your tongue up like a child's swears acknowledged Everything done with the utmost precisions Side-dick sneaker-y could generate religions Hopped on a plane to the Bahamas Now I'm nabbing f**boys to feed my pet piranhas Tongue laced with taffy, pink like fairy Wanda Now I'm in the dome again bringing out the thunda Cut you in like fabric by a seamstress I'm serious, call me the word brain linguist I like to get high, watch anti-marijuana adds Thinking the director could really use a dab If I had enough money, I'd buy a bulldozer Drive it to and from work and never get pulled over I wanna perform on stage with a snake wrapped around me I wanna become a mage who pops bubble wrap rapidly I wanna be talented like tootsie roll marketers Decades of selling you candy that looks like sh** A rapper's like a poet who does his own stunts Why do people k** rodents? We're both tryna get a nut for the winter months Tongue swelling, spit spewed amok What starts with an f, ends with uck? Fire engine, wait no, f** Dang [Verse 2] I call out those that misbehave Someone put my shoes in my microwave Still haven't found that joker Listen up, your prank was mediocre Eat crow, tongue stuck with tons of feathers Tarred up like an olden style pleasure If anyone says they can contest me It's a f**ing lie Like a DVD player that supports HDMI Switch topics, pulled out of left field Pulling out like that's it I've left the field Damn, this beat is murderous Left your girl's house, head like Cerberus Humanity at times is so egregious Maybe bigfoot is hiding cuz he doesn't wanna see us Wham, call me George Michael Try and copy, I'll be the Michael to your Pichael [Verse 3] Uh this ride, feel it like the tide Feel it like the time Ron Swanson cried Feel it like you're in the Jackson Five This is Kwogfaf, Tongue Dyed Yeah he's clever but what's the message Eminem is hearing this feeling jealous Zealous, I'll never sell out I meant what I said: I'll never sell out Even if offered dough in abundance Cuz I keep it raw like students of abstinence That was a joke though the subject is parlous I will always jest like David Foster Wallace That inventor guy with the dog named Gromit Marginally obscure reference Honestly for sure my preference I'm gonna stop now But only cuz I got other things to attend to I'm Kwogfaf and this is Klondue