Kwest Tha Madd Lad - Lubrication lyrics

Mmmmmmmmmm.. damn this track is bu*ter No artificial flavors here kid Yo matter of fact It's not even bu*ter it's lubrication check it Now peep the flilz-nilz if you will Bill or take a chill pill As I drop the real deal, on my everyday bilznilz Bouncin love-love with my man in a Lexus Gucci shoppin, hoppin huntin for the opposite s**es Holdin down the Boule', when I stopped for a red light And peep the mega the don kick, crazy bumpin headlights Yo Rod, that looks scrumptions don't it, CHILL I want it Take the wheel for a moment, cause I'm about to JUMP ON IT Ran up inside hon, and got that mouth wide kid Had her open like 7/11, with that Southside sh** Now what's your name, where you live, what's your #, what's the age? Is you single, where's your man, is he big, yo do you date? Would you like to have my shirt, have my car, have my child? Can I bite you on your WHOOMP THERE IT IS caught the smile She's like, "Pleased to meet cha, my name is Tenisha I'm goin to get some pizza and see my cousin Kadesha I gots to give props, your game's mad far from booty So do you have a name, or can I call you cutie?" Ahh, I had the mental smack dab in my pocket But if I wanted to rock it, watch me go ahead and lock it I put my arm around her squeezed and shorty said, "Uh uh, please You don't know me to touch, you might have some disease" Ohhh, so now I look like I got somethin, stop frontin On the sk**z squally, you know I'm a little bumpin Do I look like I got gonoh-syphla-mydia phase III Walkin round beggin people TO MAKE LOVE TO ME Boom, she started rollin, caught the buzz from my pager Peeped the flavor, she looked amazed like "Oh, you just played yourself How you gonna peep the next one while we talkin? That's foul you a**-out son" and started walkin I grabbed her arm, nice and calm Took my finger and stroked the palm I said, "My bad sweetheart, I didn't mean you no harm" Yeah I know I went out fellas but you woulda did the same exact If the girl you met came this packed, no jokes, this dame was FAT! Anyway, let it slide, popped the backs out of my ride Went to the shop, hopped out, and we all slide inside Her cousin was AHHIGHT, no dime kid but she was sportable Baby gets up from booth and said, "Can I have a quarter boo?" She ran to the phone, and wasn't on there too long Came back like, "My parents are gone yo.. IT'S ON! Wanna come to my house and parlay for a bit?" Rod looked at me Like 'You bu*ter baby', nahhhhhhhhh kid, I'm lubrication [Chorus:] I'm so smooth, 'How smooth?' [Pete Rock] "Hon said I'm so smooth they should call me lubrication" Cause I'm so smooth, 'How smooth?' [Pete Rock] "Hon said I'm so smooth they should call me lubrication" Cause I'm mad smooth, 'How smooth?' [Pete Rock] "Hon said I'm so smooth they should call me lubrication" The man is so smooth, 'How smooth?' [Pete Rock] "Hon said I'm so smooth they should call me lubrication" I took Rod to his house, gave him dap, THEN I'M OUT Told him, "Beep me later" after I saw what honey was about For the whole ride, shorty hand was strokin my thigh Nipples on hard, lickin her lips, s**ing lips Aiy-yi-yi! My ding-a-ling-a-ling, was ting-a-ling-a-ling All ready to go steady and slide up in her little bitty ting As soon as we got in the rest, we didn't rest, Kwest made progress Off with the bra, tongue on them breasts Rubbin on her thighs, started unbu*tonin them Guess Jeans off, panties down, ooh no hair, YES! Slid my finger up inside, her tight wet cootie She started moanin and squirmin, with her big fat booty Another finger went in, and she went buckwild kid I bent down and licked my thumb, and started strokin that clit Word is bond, she was mad turned on, long gone and screamed "Oooh I'm gonna come," so I was like, "Hah, come on!" Tightened up then BOO-YAA, glory hallelujah! She done covered and whispered lover, "Now I'm gonna do ya!" Pulled my Kani drawers off and gripped my a** kid Then she put her.. NAH, too graphic, but it was mad fantastic! After she was done, with that oral stimulation I guess it was Kwest's turn, for a bit of reciprication Went to play Jeffrey Dahmer, then I paused, on the L I sniffed my finger, whew, no awkward jaws I guess you could say I can't get enough of that funky stuff Cause I ate it, I ate it all, I ate it alllll up! I put the Starter Cap on the bozack, can't get with no kid rap She took it like, "I'm cleaner than clean, you don't have to wear that!" CHILLL, I use it or we stop Cause it's one-eight-seven on an uncovered co*k! Legs on her shoulders bout to do what I gotta do UHHH, I'm, so, in-to you Hittin it, hittin it, hittin it, SMACK! I made the coochie fart, when I swung the BACK ATTACK! Then she got on top, the booty was nice and leaky Grindin that fat bu*t on me, GWAL COME FREAKY DEAKY She wouldn't let me in the an*s but I don't sweat it As we dressed, she said, "b**by don't be stressed" I'm not, you know I'ma get it I got bouncy after a fat hug, kiss and a pinch [pager beeps] Ooh who dis? Oh hittin that'll be a cinch I'm lubrication [Chorus w/ variations] Ghost "So smooth they should call me lubrication" [cut and scratched]