Kurt Deutsch - Sounds While Selling lyrics

[WOMAN] I would like to see a... [KODALY] ...face like yours... [2nd WOMAN] ...cracked... [SIPOS] ...but we carry... [1st WOMAN] Do you have a cream for... [2nd WOMAN] ...cherry red... [3rd WOMAN] ...skin? [KODALY] Oh, I see what you mean! [GEORG] You will look enchanting... [3rd WOMAN] ...dried... [1st WOMAN] ...lips... [KODALY] ...glamorous as Garbo... [SIPOS] ...big... [GEORG] ...mouth... [KODALY] I would recommend a... [SIPOS] ...bath... [GEORG] ...today [2nd WOMAN] On sale, did you say? [GEORG] Put a little lipstick... [KODALY] ...on your nose... [SIPOS] ...twice [3rd WOMAN] Morning and evening [1st WOMAN] And a little brush for... [2nd WOMAN] ...combing my... [GEORG] ...teeth! [KODALY] ...absolutely! [WOMEN] Wrap it up and send it! Thank you so much! [GEORG, KODALY & SIPOS] Is there something else before you go? [WOMEN] Yes... [2nd WOMAN] What have I forgotten? I know there was something else What could it be? Something unimportant Something for my husband Really doesn't matter Let's get back to me! [3rd WOMAN] What have I forgotten? I know there was something else What could it be? Something unimportant Something for my husband Doesn't matter Let's get back to me! [1st WOMAN:] There is something I've forgotten I remember it was something For my husband Might as well get back to me! [1st WOMAN] I could also use a... [3rd WOMAN] ...bottle of... [2nd WOMAN ...hair [GEORG] We have a splendid... [KODALY: Here's an inexpensive perfume called... [SIPOS] ...rat [2nd WOMAN] I've never used one [GEORG] If you want to clip your... [KODALY] ...earlobes... [SIPOS] You may want to dye your... [GEORG] ...hangnails... [KODALY] Dab a little on your... [SIPOS] ...husband's face [WOMEN] Won't he be surprised! [1st WOMAN] I would like an eyebrow... [3rd WOMAN] ...under my... [2nd WOMAN] ...chin [1st WOMAN] There's an idea... [KODALY] Madam, I am filled with... [GEORG] ...very soft... [SIPOS] ...soap [WOMEN] That should do it Wrap it up and charge it! Thank you so much! [CLERKS] Always such a pleasure [ALL] Seeing you! [CLERKS AND MISS RITTER] Thank you, madam Please call again Do call again Madam