[USNAVI] Ninety-six thousand! [SONNY/BENNY] Damn! [USNAVI] Ninety-six thousand! [SONNY] Dollars? Holler! [USNAVI] Ninety-six thousand! [BENNY, spoken] Yo, somebody won! [USNAVI] Ninety-six thousand! [BENNY] Yo, If I won the lotto tomorrow Well, I know I wouldn't bother goin' on no spendin' spree I pick a business school and pay the entrance fee! Then maybe if you're lucky, you'll stay friends with me! I'll be a businessman, richer than Nina's daddy! Donald Trump and I on the links, and he's my caddy! My money's makin' money, I'm goin' from po' to mo' dough! Keep the bling, I want the bra** ring, like Frodo! [USNAVI] Oh no, here goes Mr. Braggadocio Next thing you know, you're lying like Pinocchio— [BENNY] Yo, if you're scared of the bull, stay out the rodeo! [GRAFFITI PETE] Yo, I got more hoes than a phone book in Tokyo! [USNAVI] Ooh, you better stop rappin', you not ready It's gonna get hot and heavy And you already sweaty— [GRAFFITI PETE] Yo-yo-yo! Yo! [USNAVI] Yo! I'm sorry is that an answer? Shut up, go home and pull ya damn pants up! As for you, Mr. Frodo of the Shire— 96 G's ain't enough to retire [BENNY] C'mon, I'll have enough to knock your a** off its axis! [USNAVI] You'll have a knapsack full of jack after taxes! [SONNY] Ninety-six thousand! [ABUELA CLAUDIA, spoken] Ay, alabanza! [SONNY] Ninety-six thousand! [DANIELA/CARLA, spoken] No me diga! [SONNY] Ninety-six thousand! [VANESSA, spoken] I never win sh**! [SONNY] Ninety-six thousand! [BENNY] For real, though, imagine how it would feel goin' real slow Down the highway of life with no regrets And no breakin' your neck for respect or a paycheck For real, though, I'll take a break from the wheel and we'll throw The biggest block party, everybody here It's a weekend when we can breathe, take it easy [NEIGHBORS] Yo! Ma, it's me, check my tickets! [CARLA] Check one two three What would you do with ninety-six G's— [DANIELA] Who me? [CARLA] I mean if it's just between you and me— [DANIELA] Esa pregunta es tricky! [CARLA] I know [DANIELA] With ninety-six G's I'd start my life with a brand new lease Atlantic City with a Malibu Breeze [CARLA] And a brand new weave! [DANIELA] Or maybe just bleach... [VANESSA] Y'all are freaks. [USNAVI, spoken] Yo, I'm just sayin'... (sung) It's silly when we get into these crazy hypotheticals You really want some bread? Then go ahead create a set of goals And cross them off the list as you pursue ‘em And with those ninety-six, I know precisely what I'm doin' [VANESSA] What'chu doin'? [USNAVI] What'm I doin? What'm I doin? It takes most of that cash just to save my a** from financial ruin Sonny can keep the coffee brewin' I'll spend a few on you ‘Cause the only room with a view is a room with you in it And I could give Abuela Claudia the rest of it Just fly me down to Puerto Plata, I'll make the best of it! You really love this business? [SONNY] No [USNAVI] Tough, Merry Christmas You're now the youngest tycoon in Washington Hiznits! [SONNY] Yo! With ninety-six thousand, I'd finally fix housin' Give the barrio computers with wireless web browsin' Your kids are livin' without a good edjumication Change the station, teach 'em about gentrification The rent is escalatin' [GRAFFITI PETE] What?! [SONNY] The rich are penetratin' [GRAFFITI PETE] What?! [SONNY] We pay our corporations when we should be demonstratin' [GRAFFITI PETE] What?! [SONNY] What about immigration? [GRAFFITI PETE] What?! [SONNY] Politicians be hatin' [GRAFFITI PETE] What?! [SONNY] Racism in this nation's gone from latent to blatant [COMMUNITY] Oooooh! [SONNY] I'll cash my ticket and picket, invest in protest Never lose my focus 'til the city takes notice And you know this man! I'll never sleep Because the ghetto has a million promises for me to keep! [VANESSA, spoken] You are so cute! [SONNY, spoken] I was just thinking off the top of my head. [USNAVI, spoken] Ninety-six K: Go. [VANESSA] If I win the lottery, you'll never see me again [USNAVI] Damn, we only jokin', stay broke then [VANESSA] I'll be downtown Get a nice studio, I'll get out of the barrio [VANESSA] If I win the lottery You'll wonder where I've been [BENNY] For real, though Imagine how it would feel goin' real slow, Down the highway of life with no regrets, And no breakin' your neck for respect or a paycheck— [VANESSA] I'll be downtown, See you around, If I win the lottery, You won't see a lot of me! I'll be downtown, See you around! [WOMEN] Why-oh! [VANESSA] Around! [WOMEN] Why-oh! [BENNY] For real though, I'll take a break from the wheel And we'll throw, The biggest block party Everybody here, A weekend When we can breathe, take it easy, For real though, imagine how it would feel Goin' real slow, Down the highway of life with no regrets And no breakin' your neck for respect or a paycheck, For real though, I'll take a break from the wheel And we'll throw the biggest block party everybody here, A weekend when we can breathe, take it Easy Oh, whoa, oh! [USNAVI] Yo! It's silly when we get into these crazy hypotheticals, You really want some bread? Then go ahead Create a set of goals, And cross 'em off the list as you pursue ‘em, And with those ninety-six I know precisely what I'm doin' Yo! It's silly when we get into These crazy hypotheticals, You really want some bread? Then go ahead Create a set of goals, Cross ‘em off the list as you pursue ‘em And with those ninety-six I know precisely what I'm doin' Yo! It's silly when we get into these crazy hypotheticals, You really want some bread? Then go ahead Create a set of goals, Cross ‘em off the list as you pursue ‘em, And with those ninety-six I know precisely what I'm doin'! And with those ninety-six I know precisely what I'm doin'! Yo! [COMMUNITY] Ninety-six thousand [CARLA] No me diga! [COMMUNITY] Ninety-six thousand [DAN/CAR/SN] No me diga! [COMMUNITY] Ninety-six thousand [DAN/CAR/SN] No me diga! [COMMUNITY] Why-oh! [WOMEN] Check one two three [MEN] And with the dollah dollah [W] With ninety-six G's [M] We get to hollah hollah [W] Between you and me [M] We rock the hot Impala [COMMUNITY] Why-oh! [W/M] With ninety-six G's [M] We movin' on tomorrah [W] A brand new lease [M] We rock beyond mañana [W] A Malibu Breeze… [MEN] We drop the mama drama We stop at the Bahamas! We drink piña coladas! Poppin' lockin' up the block Drop it like it's hot! [VANESSA] I'll be downtown! [USNAVI/BENNY/SONNY] We could pay off the debts we Owe! [VANESSA/CARLA/DANIELA] We could tell everyone we Know! [USNAVI] I could get on a plane and go! [USNAVI/BENNY/SONNY] We be swimmin' in dough, Yo! [USNAVI/BENNY/SONNY/ VANESSA/GRAFFITI PETE/MEN] No tip-toein' We'll get the dough ‘n' [WOMEN/MEN] Who-oaa! Who-oaa! Who-oaa! Who-oaa! Who-oaa! Who-oaa! Who-oaa! Who-oaa! Who-oaa! [ALL] Once we get goin' We're never gonna Stop tip-toein' We'll get the dough an' Once we get goin' We're never gonna— [SONNY/ PIRAGUA GUY/ DANIELA/CARLA/ VANESSA] Ninety-six thousand Ninety-six thousand Ninety-six thousand [COMMUNITY] We'll get the dough ‘n' Once we get goin' [USNAVI/BENNY/ GRAFFITI PETE] What?! What?! What?! What?! [COMPANY] We'll get the dough ‘n' Once we get goin' We're never gonna stop! (DAN=Daniela, CAR=Carla, SN=Sonny, W=Women, M=Men)