Kurious - Fresh Out The Box lyrics

[announcer] Hi!! how's it goin alright fellas Ladies and gents, welcome to a new edition of uhh "tap talk usa" with your host.. Louis.. st. ide's donkey dick, yeah Today we will be interviewing my pal my good buddy uhh Big al [willy scratch] Willy scratch, that's me, willy scratch! I like to scratch my a**! [announcer] How you doin willy scratch? Well when the lemonade is on the line, And the milk is in the back pocket, And the burgers are on the floor, What do you like to do most? [willy scratch] Aww i scratch the two tumors in my bloomers! That's what i love to do, it's the best! (je-zus christ!! brother love loves you) [announcer] Ohh-kay, that's a little word From our preacher over here on the right, but uhh When the uhh sh** hits the fan, And your uhh, tissue hits the hand, And you wipe the diarrhea and you put it in a pan, What do you come up with? [willy scratch] I get golden showers on my f**ing a**hairs And on my mustache i wipe it in your gla**! hahaha! (je-zus save you! brother love loves you) .. "i wanna say a few words to you guys, That i've been thinking about backstage." [kurious] Three cheers for my peers for the brew that i'm consumin No knockin what i'm rockin cause my confidence is boomin Sort of like a eight-oh-eight, but a fake note Not (??) again loop, without a paid show (daaamn) take a quick dip in my moat Kurious the magician i'm laid back like dope Or valium, or (??) be chillin like i wanna A freezer full of 40's and a pocket full of scarma sh** is on the verge to break Throw on my fluffy white hat with a tendency to bake Motherf**ers til they're cripsy, i mean f**in burned Bout time that you learned kid Check what i did flip the lid of my brew Givin a quip (??) a dollar or two C.m. crew, rocks more pull than a ox (where can i check this out?) fresh out the box "fresh out the box.." -> run-d.m.c. {*scratched*} [kurious] Check it out No it doesn't take a sleuth, to know i'm hundred proof I raise the f**in roof, get looser than a tooth In a, elderly's gums, i collect healthier sums Of loot when i'm out drinkin with the bums Pour in contributions, slide to the liquor spot Brothers put their money on me cause i'm figured to rock Yeah, with that sh** that booms Hoppin trains is a pain i maintain in the tombs Crack the judge with a grudge, "i don't like puerto ricans" Speakin on the jones, made bail, and now i'm leapin and jumpin True to the time, my sh** is pumpin Think you wanna talk? i'm dumb, i don't know nothin Jack sh**, s** a fat dick you f**in ba*tard I'm illy with the (??), drinkin wines gettin plastered While you maintain, in your donut shops Kids runnin with glocks, fresh out the box "fresh out the box.." -> run-d.m.c. {*scratched*} [kurious] Uhhh, check it out Dropper of the funk, not a beef initiator Temperature's on, rise like the equator Later for the bullsh**, save the tip for the waiter "was the p**y good sir?" i don't know, i never ate her Plant tabs on my tongue so my thoughts can grow "aiyyo your lyrics is corn," like the, one on my toe To get with kurious you gots ta keep on tryin son And when it comes to f**s - nah i don't give a flyin one If f**s had wings yo i'd be flyin forever Pullin on a lover with her pet A peaco*k lover dipped in ink, you're +pretty in pink+ Molly ringwald got scald, the water in the sink Was red hot -- oops, almost forgot And if the honey look good, i walk her like a rott- -weiler, i style her, in other words sport her She tried to dig my pockets (bus-ted) but yo i caught her Sorta bugged ain't it? dig the flow of the rhyme You know the hoe fainted when i showed her mine Jumpin out the socks whether cotton or mesh Guaranteed out the box, that my sh** stay fresh "fresh out the box.." -> run-d.m.c. {*scratched*}