Kunt And The Gang - Shaven Haven lyrics

'Yo, Kunt and the Gang, trip it up one time!!' Shave my p**y, sh-sh-shave my p**y Sh-sh-shave my p**y Shave it, shave it, shave it... I'm tired of when I'm licking out a lady's underneath Of always getting curly pubic hairs stuck in my teeth I want a girl who's crack is a bit more like Kojak It's a shaven haven that I am craving And everytime I'm going down on a lady's bush I'm fed up of those sweaty tufts that tickle round my mush I want a girl who's minge is like Duncan Goodhew's fringe It's a shaven haven that I am craving (It's a shaven haven that he is craving) CHORUS: Well, it's a shaven haven that I am craving Over hairy beavers I'm a-fed up slaving For a baldy bint that I myself am saving It's a shaven haven that I am craving (It's a shaven haven that he is craving) So if I'm being cunni-lingual with a lady's quim I'd hope she'd have the decency to give her chuff a trim I want a girl who's biff doesn't look like Robert Smith It's a shaven haven that I am craving And if I'm performing oral on a lady's slit The last thing that I want is Brian May around her clit I want a girl who's crevice doesn't look like Dave Lee Travis It's a shaven haven that I am craving (It's a shaven haven that he is craving) Shave my p**y, sh-sh-shave my p**y Sh-sh-shave my p**y Shave it, shave it, shave it...