Kunt And The Gang - The Bloke Up the Garage f**ed a Sheep lyrics

A shotgun made it wield Sheep grazing in a field They pointed the gun at his head And made him take a sheep to bed This was quite absurd He'd never had a bird His screaming broke the peace As he shot his load all over it's fleece CHORUS: Now he has trouble getting to sleep The bloke up the garage f**ed a sheep When he thinks of it, it makes him weep The bloke up the garage f**ed a sheep Well, what could he do? His helmet smelt of ewe Now when he goes out on the pull He's attracted to girls who are wearing wool All his clothes got splattered He muttered muff juice and sheep's fanny batter We caught him sitting in his poo Picking sheep sh** out his pubes