Kunt And The Gang - Dee (The Oldest Groupie) lyrics

She came backstage at a Kunt gig She's had 50 years on me If I'm in my early 30's Well, that makes her 83 She said "D'ya know what a groupie is?" And I said "Well, of course!" She came and sat down on my lap She smelt just like mint sauce She told me I had what it takes To make it in showbiz She said she once f**ed Arthur Askey That's just how old she is From the Rolling Stones to Razorlight They've all been up her clout She poured her bloomers to one side And a f**ing moth flew out! Dee, she's the oldest groupie Her tits are round her waist And she weed on my face When I licked out her p**y Oh, Dee, what do I see in thee? She lives in a sheltered flat She's got a shrivelled up twat But I don't care about that She said she once f**ed Tommy Cooper He did it 'just like that!' He conjured up a hard-on And he stuck it up her twat She showed me pictures of her threesomes I couldn't believe my eyes She'd been rogered by Rogers & Hammerstein And skied with Morecambe & Wise She'd been spit-roasted by Chas & Dave And felched by Blazin' Squad She got a facial when the lead singer From Showaddywaddy lost his wad From Adam Ant to Zucchuro They'd all been up her snitch She'd pulled a train on Dave Dee Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Titch! Dee, she's the oldest groupie Her tits are round her waist And she weed on my face When I licked out her p**y Oh, Dee, what do I see in thee? She lives in a sheltered flat She's got a shrivelled up twat But we can lubricate that