Kung Fu Vampire - Vampire lyrics

[verse 1: Kung Fu Vampire] What you know about a Vampire d**h row Inmates clepto, kept those for memero- Bilia so I can feel ya Neckromancing and necrophilia now's your chance in I'm breaking and shaking and making them do my dance The dragon-eous snake charmer begin to entrance Advancing checks to my undead army Of natives and zombies, no Abercrombies Just Eyethai's and Dutch to get you out the clutch Never can you move Never can you stay Never can you leave You will always breathe No shadow its d**h, left in a whirlwind Surrounded by those who can't decipher sin I'm a lifer in the game of eternity Ain't no unfamiliar fame gonna turn on me I'm the same outcast from the Mediterranean sea Exhausted your temple mentally [Hook (x2)] Vampire, Fang Fang—we bite necks Satire, Bang Bang—two to the chest All the k**ers gather round for the blood-fest No incest we infest infecting the west [Bridge] Can't stop running 'round, it will get bloody Can't stop running 'round, it will get bloody Can't stop running 'round in circles, I can't stop running Can't stop running 'round in circles, after your bloody kind [2nd Verse: Kung Fu Vampire] A fatal kiss I'm not a k**er I'm a feminist An atheist do these Pharaohs provide evidence Imagine the future, but presently I reminisce Her eminence severs all the evidence of intelligence What I didn't have she possessed pure elements I was known to grab and not ask protest the eloquence Estes relevant, bless this celibate, bless this for the hell of it ‘Cuz I'm the one telling it your soul came smelling it If I take away all the suffering and pain If I let you play and there's nothing I will gain If I grant eternally undead to sustain Half life is interesting and never mundane I greet them and invite um in Bleed um and recite the hymn De-seed the flower proceed to bite um with a grin Thanks for the vitamins Minerals hyping me up for the win I'm whimsical plus my favorite sport is sin [Hook (x2)] Vampire, Fang Fang—we bite necks Satire, Bang Bang—two to the chest All the k**ers gather round for the blood-fest No incest we infest infecting the west [Bridge] Can't stop running 'round, it will get bloody Can't stop running 'round, it will get bloody Can't stop running 'round in circles, I can't stop running Can't stop running 'round in circles, after your bloody kind Vampire—Fang Fang!