Kung Fu Vampire - Wasted Part 2 lyrics

[Intro] The party don't stop Light it up, drink it up Whatever it takes for you to get f**ed up Here we go, we got a gang of 'em Wasted Part 2 [Verse 1: Jamie Madrox] I got Ouzo, Gin, Henny, Goose Ciroc and Crown Royal up in the vocal booth Shot after shot and I'm pa**ing the whiskey flash Pour the splash on the ground for sobriety, yo its pa**ed And I'm turned up like volume Bangin' up in this b**h Real players throw your chips Ain't no splitting no bottles sh** Got the Cognac, Gravol, Remmy and Patron We all spending the night, ain't nobody makin' it home Even the designated driver drunk, pukin', pa**in' out f** it, we walk to the liquor store to cop another round You it ain't no party like a Twiztid thrown down With liquor and weed everywhere you know it's finna go down [Hook] Wasted! I'm just gettin' f**ed up Got some drink in my cup and I'm 'bout to turn up Wasted! And light the joint now cause we fin' to smoke out I'mma never turn down [Verse 2: Monoxide] I'm like boomshaka! Gettin' high with Chewbacca Beefin' with Luke's father Cause I smoke the Skywalker Higher then aliens joyriding in flying saucer Feeling it in my shins to the top of my oblongata I'm smoking out on a lotta Marijuana and now I feel like I better go outta Whoever house that it is that I'm standing inside of Gotta be going outta his mind cause I vomited on his carpet Can't think of how it started but I smoked myself retarded And I'd do it all again, I wouldn't change a thing regardless Floatin' by like a comet, chronic you know I got it So let everybody know there's a party at my apartment [Hook] [Verse 3: Whitney Peyton] Call me Indiana cause I'm Jonesin' for another drink St-stuttering off “stutter home” I don't care what my mother thinks 99 bottles of beer on the wall, take one down, I'm on the brink Of spewing alcohol from out my jaw into the sink This isn't me, I can't believe I'm doing this I had high hopes, an image, but Twiztid gonna make me ruin it I'm new at this, now I'm getting shots like flu season My reason to sooth demons Where's my head, I think I'm losing it My brain's stolen so please hit me if you find it Cause I know I'm hella Polish but I'm drinking like I'm Irish When I wake up in the morning I'll be hungover and really broke I'm seeing crooked like looking at Owen Wilson's nose [Hook] [Verse 4: Koopsta Knicca] Doing nothing just sipping b**h Goose real fast till your turned up in the dark Do something real bad till you're K-O-O-P-S-T-A Get f**ed up, white boy wasted every f**in' day My sizzler, my liquor, that white stuff is contagious Lower me if you seein' this clear, no puff Get bucked down 'fore fool pulled out bust b**h n***a weed don't get me high Anytime till the f**in' sun rise! [Hook] [Verse 5: Crunchy Black] Here for Pall Mall and some good haze And I'm turned up n***a, n***a everyday Yes I'm so high, yes I'm so high And I smoke weed, n***a till the day I die Tear the club up, tear the club up Let me see you tear the motherf**in' club up Better yet bruh, better yet bruh Let's roll these motherf**in' blunts up [Hook] [Verse 6: Gangsta Boo] I'm a tiss, get a task, get a green and purple basket Get Twiztid like a motherf**er, smoking on some cabbage Never had a problem smoking loud, I do this White boys f**in' with me, put 'em on that bullsh** Tricked out, weed grinder, bad b**h behind her Puttin' on for my city I'm the headliner This sh** cost money, pay for it, dope as f** Every city, every night, and I'm looking for the bud [Hook] [Verse 7: DJ Paul] Walk up in the room with a party pack on me homie Got green, got white, got purp on me Every motherf**in' color in the rainbow Sissy white girl p**y wetter than a raincoat She got a deep throat, I got a deep hole p**y warmer than a f**in' baked potato We on that evil sh**, I'll break your f**in' halo It's Da Mafia and Twiztid b**h, lay low! [Hook] [Verse 8: Chris Webby] Gettin' toxic wasted, when I drop it I rock the pavement sh** somebody shoulda locked the basement On the loose, pour another shot of vodka, take it Till I need a new liver, please doc replace it! Live with no rules, why y'all play it so cool? I be streaking down the street like Will Ferrell in Old School f**in' O'dules, b**h my belly is a brewery Been drinking since before I hit puberty, this ain't new to me Sippin' till I spit up, vomit in the tip cup And stumble out the club, mumblin' in between my hiccups So try to understand me My alcoholic tendencies tend to be causing blackouts like hurricane Sandy [Hook] [Verse 9: Kung Fu Vampire] You got me Twiztid, to give a dab is terrific I be lifted and plastered off eric and ba**' my air remains specific My perspective, f** you buzzk** when I'm wasted f** pacin', I'm chasin' every bad memory to erase it My brain isolates, I'm concentrates and Jameson With a Crown Royal reserve, starting to hear reverb Pardon me, I'm carding every girl at the party That I'm hardly embarking so I'm not marching at the wrong target I'm the martian that's artistic I'm an arsonist rock star, double fisted With a black Irish car bomb and a back bar Throwing fireballs at you, we hire ya'll come kicks it We Kung Fu Vampire and Twiztid [Hook] [Verse 10: R.A. The Rugged Man] Hookers going up in the bedroom, tripped out on a bad shroom Coke s*uts sniffed up with a nostril like a vacuum Naked chicks with tracks on their arms, these h**n hoes "If it bleeds, we can k** it" like the line from Predator goes The way my vocals get these b**hes drippin' and turned on They can take their drawers off and water the front lawn Spittin' at the popo, white snow hoes sniffin' blow Like the Nate Dogg chorus from Mos Def - Oh No It's a no go, glide a bolo blow, wreckin' your jaw Blood sport, bolo - weapon of war, I'm an arm throw A grown man, why I resort to these childish antics? I get these pill poppin' parents panickin', poppin' they xanax Speed up, I'm beggin' for the bullets You're barkin', I get you bitin' the barrel and bustin' Dipping and diving and ducking Hittin' the trigger like a percussion put a slug in your gut And slow down, liquid adrenaline outta the shot gla** You s**as will not last, you're f**ing with God's trash Come on [Hook]