Kudu - Bar Star lyrics

He got a rhinestone rocketship and disco balls, leaves glitter ont he sh**ter when duty calls, what's cookin' good lookin' no he ain't shy, down in your kitchen finger-lickin' in your hot pink pie, he's a bar star baby, how do we harness his energy, he's a bar star baby, shine your light on me, beneath the bar is a love bazaar and at the center of the action, you will find the bar star, got those planets in orbit some near some far, got those bodies inmotion 'round and 'round the bar star, in elliptical patterns hang onto your pride, it's a cosmic wonder how they never collide, he's a bar star baby....., he's the king king king of the party scene, lipstick stains all over his jeans, he's thebar star baby 'til it all implodes, watch out girl you're headed for a black hole...aaaaah!!!! super cool super cool super cool, dancin' fool, dancin' fool, aha push it, in the bathroom, aha push it, in the basement, aha push it, don't come too soon, aha push it, she's your replacment. Workin' hard, sweatin' hard, go back to the bar, you don't have to pay, you got the part got the part, don't they know who you are? oh f** it go find some c**aine. Did he shine his light on you tonight? no, cuz he's a bar star baby, a gilded ray straight thru your atmosphere, a barstar baby, go on girl mix it with a salty tear, he's a bar Star baby, he's a bar star baby, didn't you know? He's all about chasing that rainbow BIG APPLE Did you ever wonder why they call it the Big Apple? Why, they invite, you, to take a bite, you, ought to know by now It all began with Eve Not so far back in history Alluring Evelyn came in late 1803 And started a temple of love on 142 Bond st And it branched from there This naughty apple tree Its roots took hold In this decadent city Sex, s**, politics dirty deeds, dirty tricks Sex, s**, politics, NYC needs a fix Ho, hey, an apple a day The Cortland marketing board tried to tuck it away My, my, American as apple pie If you believe all that, you believe in a lie Its the biggest tree covered in golden leaves You might be surprised at how far the branches reach Have you been put on Earth to take a bite To feed your need from the tree of life? Than come to the Big Apple and stay for a while