In this day and age Landmarks are wearing away Villains look exactly just like you How to recognize your friend from foe? The bad guys are supposed to be mean To have bad breath, rotten teeth and be ugly as sin But they are moving near unchallenged, shifty as sharks Ready to make off with your savings, peace of mind and wife Mine just left me for one of these bandits My mortgage will follow her at pretty short notice What does my banker have that I don't Besides a good appearance and a couple of millions?