Kristoffer Cusick - Bailout Song #1 lyrics

[CASEY'S VOICE] Hey, it's Casey Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah (beep) [REGGIE] This is your bailout, sweetie Your bailout, honey I'm calling to bail you out You can tell him your dad's in the hospital Your building's on fire That's all you need to say And you're free and on your way It's your bestie calling It's Reggie to the rescue Here to save you from another catastrophic blind date I've done it time and again Saved you from horrendous men All those losers Who should never be allowed to procreate Like that dentist with the foul breath That made you wanna yack Or that hippie with the hair Growing only on his back Or that guy obsessed with Disney Second thought, I'll cut him slack Though his love of princesses was rather suspect But I'm digressing, I'm obsessing You did not pick up your cell Which means you either didn't hear it ring Or things are going well So email, call, or Facebook Tell me if you like this guy Okay, that's it, I love you lots Need you forever, bye This is your bailout, sweetie Your bailout, honey I'm calling to bail you out You can tell him your grandma broke her hip Or your dog ate some chocolate That's all you need to say And you're free and on your way Later, b**h!