I ran into a wall of liquor tonight I really need a cab and there ain't one in sight I'm wandering and stumbling and falling all over myself I wish this old sidewalk would just stand still Long enough to get me back to my hotel I'm starting to think that maybe I could use some help Just trying to stay on top of my flip flops At least until this old world stops spinning, spinning People in the bars all laugh when I pa** They're laying down bets that I'll bust my a** It looks like a mile but I only gotta make it one more block Just trying to stay on top of my flip flops Just did a little Fred Astaire around the last street sign I think I might have kissed a palm tree and asked it to be mine Here I come ready or not Even Jagger wishes he had the moves that I got Once I get going yeah it feels like I just can't stop Just trying to stay on top of my flip flops At least until this old world stops spinning, spinning People in the bars all laugh when I pa** They're laying down bets that I'll bust my a** It looks like a mile but I only gotta make it one more block Just trying to stay on top of my flip flops Spinning, spinning People in the bars all laugh when I pa** They're laying down bets that I'll bust my a** It looks like a mile but I only gotta make it one more block It's a balancing act Just trying to stay on top of my flip flops