I got a stranger in bed, an awful ... in my head I got a hand on my thigh, who the hell is that guy? Why, oh, why, did, I? (Why is this happening to me?) I feel his breath on my neck And I am totally wrecked Tell me where have I been I can't remember a thing What a deadly sin I got your boyfriend Here in my bed But the damage is done now I bet you want me dead I got your boyfriend What can I do? It's really not my problem The problem is your boyfriend I hear a voice in my ear, I smell tequila and beer This is a terrible mess Why did I ever say yes? Where's my co*ktail dress? (Where the f** is my dress!?!?) I see him smiling at me He says: "Good morning, Marie" Doesn't show any shame And that's not even my name Who am I to blame? I got your boyfriend Here in my bed But the damage is done now I bet you want me dead I got your boyfriend What can I do? It's really not my problem The problem is your boyfriend I got your boyfriend Here in my bed But the damage is done now I bet you want me dead I got your boyfriend What can I do? It's really not my problem The problem is your boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend He was regular guy With a suit and a tie Honey how could I know That this particular boy Did not belong to me (Ouch) He was quite the thrill With his technical sk** But now you know what you've got What a droppable flop Why, oh, why, did I? I got your boyfriend In my bed But the damage is done now I bet you want me de-e-e-e-ead I got your boyfriend What can I do? It's really not my problem The problem is your boyfriend I got your boyfriend Here in my bed But the damage is done now I bet you want me dead I got your boyfriend What can I do? It's really not my problem The problem is your boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend