Krisp Dog - Oddball (I'd Rather k** Myself Than Commit Suicide) lyrics

[Intro] We're all just a bunch of f**ing idiots I'm one of them, and I just made this song So, well, listen, then, okay, here we go, I'm high [Verse One: Jumbo Dyho] First, let's make sure that this beat is in sync And also that this 'NSYNC album is in the garbage shredder in the sink Get it, cause it's garbage And a garbage shredder is the sh** that destroys it All people talk about's money, s**, and taking poison Except for that last part, just me and my boys sh**, I didn't mean for that to happen You b**hes are Snow White, bite my Adam's apple All of you mother f*ggots think I'm not able To throw Ross and a gorilla over a table And I know this sh** makes sense But Rick Ross and a gorilla, both of them have no difference I know that I'm not in with the trends Talking 'bout 'NSYNC when they already broke up in '02 (Everybody left the band) But you b**hes know I'm an oddball Lots of people think Dyho means, "die, hoe!" But it actually is abbreviation for dance your heart out, hoe My dick along with my balls are as small as an elf And I'd rather commit suicide than k** myself (they're the same, you f**ing moron!) [Hook] b**h, I'm strong b**h, I'm long I'm tall, but I'm only 'bout 6 foot tall I'm a mother, f**ing oddball Staring dead in to my eyes like the elf on the shelf I'd rather commit suicide than k** myself [x4] [Skit] Dude Yeah? They're both the f**ing same Uh, so? Dude, you must be high off weed [footsteps] Yes, I'll have what he's having [Verse Two: Krisp Dog] This'll be a short verse, I think I'm pa**ing out I can't breath through my nose, because glue is blocking my snout And I got human feces all over the couch But don't ask me why, you see, it wasn't a dog, it wasn't a frog Just took too much of the log, and I freaked out after I psyched Something just happened, and I just started crapping Don't know what's happening, I'm not even reacting to This blasphemy or tragedy that is sad to see Not a romance movie, but me OD'ed off pills for ODC Oh, f** me, I just ruined all your childhood dreams, b**h [Hook] [Skit 2] I'm glad I got what he's having So, how do you like it? I don't like it, I love it, you f**ing ba*tard [Gla** smashes] Don't ask me that question ever again, you c*nt! [door slams]