Kris Kristofferson - Eddie The Eunuch lyrics

Eddie the eunuch was a weasel Nasty as an old man's nose Making believin' he was evil Struttin' in his mama's clothes You know that eddie had a bad connection Never had a chance to ball Sleeping in the wrong direction, baby Dreaming he was ten feet tall But now eddie the eunuch is a rock and roll critic s**ing like a super star Slicker than a shoe-shine Quicker than a two-time Eddie what a thang you are Eddie makes a damn good livin', baby Putting other people down Eddie couldn't ever forgive them baby 'cause he wasn't jackson browne