You heard a lot of singers moaning of the love they lost But they're always true to their long lost dear, no matter what the cost I want you to hear I ain't crying in my beer This is how it goes with me The happiest day of my unhappy life Was when you set me free I hate your ugly face I see it every place It follows me wherever I try to go Your skin is tanned like leather And it looks just like a hefer's Oh, I hate you dear and I think you ought to know Now most heart-broken singers wish their sweethearts happiness I just hope you're miserable, you sorry looking mess I want you to know I ain't crying in my beer This is how it goes with me The happiest day of my unhappy life Was when you set me free