Kris Kreezus - Red Hat Head lyrics

[Verse 1] For my theme song My red n fur jeans on My tinsel so green on Children are gettin' their dreams on I've got the wisdom My naughty list so long They see a fat man with a white beard riding a sleigh with bells that go ding dong Middle America's presents Are most of my big bag's content Flying my sleigh it's an event Fly this b**h on Christmas Evenin' Pa**ing out coal to the catholics Filling up stockings of Baptists Claiming I'm over-regifting To the bad kids on my bad list [Hook] Billions of gifts, That I'll lift In my red vest, I'm so swift 24 hours, a long shift 24 BluRay: 's a hot gift Rudolph we living in the moment Your nose glowing, red I know it I'm real excited cause it's snowin' Ho ho hoin'! Ho ho hoin'! [Bridge] So leave out the cookies I'll chug all that milk (down) Keep being nice I'll give you a present (now) Build a gingerbread house (now) Stay quiet as a mouse (down) If all you want is some coal in your fist I'll keep your name on my naughty list [Hook] Billions of gifts, That I'll lift In my red vest, I'm so swift 24 hours, a long shift 24 BluRay: 's a hot gift Rudolph we living in the moment Your nose glowing, red I know it I'm real excited cause it's snowin' Ho ho hoin'! Ho ho hoin'! [Verse 2] Reindeer are some cool sh** Four legs and some hooves sh** f** all that mule sh** Just celebrating some yule sh** I'm aware I'm kringle Wrapping your presents I'm aware I'm a Klaus From the north pole, b**h Got lots of coal, b**h Reindeer are some cool sh** Flying like a balloon sh** Flying like a balloon sh** Come on rudolph eatchya corn Sooner or later you're air born These reindeer delivering presents deliver, deliver your presents [Hook] Billions of gifts, That I'll lift In my red vest, I'm so swift 24 hours, a long shift 24 BluRay: 's a hot gift Rudolph we living in the moment Your nose glowing, red I know it I'm real excited cause it's snowin' Ho ho hoin'! Ho ho hoin'! [Bridge] So leave out the cookies I'll chug all that milk (down) Keep being nice I'll give you a present (now) Build a gingerbread house (now) Stay quiet as a mouse (down) If all you want is some coal in your fist I'll keep your name on my naughty list [Outro] Claus! Claus! Claus! Claus! Claus! Claus! Claus! Claus!