Kris Kreezus - I am a Claus lyrics

[Beanie man] (Silent night riff...) [Intro] I am a Claus I am a Claus I am a Claus [Hook] I am a Claus Hurry up with my damn rudolph Hurry up with them trains & dolls Get the Sleigh out the damn garage I am a Claus Even though I'm a Santa Claus Your wish list in the hands of Claus So y'all better quit writin' to Claus [Verse 1] Naughty or nice is so unlike you Kissin' santa's a** is so unlike you The only santa that's not a white dude So here's a few hating-a** children who'll fight you If you were milk n cookies I wouldbite you And I don't even wanna hear 'bout what children might do Old parents mentally still in high school Since the white beard they never liked you Red-a** jacket with a f**ing knapsack But everybody know you brought real gifts back Gifts was unwrapped, man, we the Wrap Pack Dasher Dancer Donner Sleighback Rudolph Reinder, Red Nose shining Monop' in this b**h again, Milton Bradley Skip this house these kids be bratty Until the day day stop calling me fatty [Hook] I am a Claus So hurry up with my damn rudolph In a family-a** residaunce Hurry up with my damn egg nog! I am a Claus I am a Claus I am a Claus HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! [Verse 2] I just talked to Jesus He said, "What up, Kreezus?" I said, "Climbing buildins, trying to gift these childrin" I know elves bout yay high Reindeer make dat sleigh fly Su casa, mi casa I drink milk the mosta - HO! I am a Claus I am a Claus I am a Claus HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! [Outro: Justin Vernon] Ain't no way I'm coming to town. I'm a Claus