Kris Krangle - Black Hanson (A XXXMas Kla**ik) lyrics

[Sample: Karen O (Yeah Yeah Yeahs)] Maaaaaaps, they don't love you like I love you [Intro: Kris Krangle] Yo, some days, you wake up in the morning and go to work And some days, you spend the whole day sitting next to a pool drinking co*ktails And some days, you sample Maps by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs And record raps over it because it's Christmas Today is one of those days... So let's go!! [Verse 1: Kris Krangle] Yo, motherf**ers this is trap music Mixed with a little map music For Black Hanson yeah we back in this b**h Welcome to Jonestown, I'm never home alone I got 99 Problems, it's a bar I own Blake's the chairman of the Baud With slick Pendleton glamour Not bad for a f**ing former financial panther He's got cartography sk**s Yeah this dude is quite clever And he's been to more live shows than anybody ever Neil from The Inbetweeners Raddy Radness when he's mixing He can make you pulled pork that comes with all the feexins [Sample: Stevie Little, Eastbound And Down] You're a big boy, from now on you got to clean up your own feexins [Hook: Kris Krangle] Maps, they don't love you like he love you Maps, they don't love you like he love you Maps, they don't love you like he love you (Yo I can't believe I'm doing this sh** for you dude) Maps, they don't love you like he love you Maps, they don't love you like he love you Maps, they don't love you like he love you (I stayed up till 4am working on this sh**) [Verse 2: Kris Krangle] So I'm running late for breakfast with Ben, Catty and Trixx-y Cos last night me and Jazz drunk up a bunch of whiskey Ain't feeling great today so this line ain't kosher But I guess that you could say I'm just a little Hung-over Ran into Kyles and JB, asked those cats where they're heading Said they're off down to the coast for Jimmy Yenken's wedding I said who's the lucky lady? Is it that girl Michelle? I met her at his birthday party, she was fly as hell Im on the hunt for T&A, I'm talking Tait and Anni They're at the club with Sugarlips, I'm talking Simpson, Danny I live the Bernard Black lifestyle with the beard like Manny So all the ladies in the front seats shake your fannys And sing [Hook: Kris Krangle] Maps, they don't love you like he love you Maps, they don't love you like he love you Maps, they don't love you like he love you (Yo I can't believe I'm doing this sh** for you dude) Maps, they don't love you like he love you Maps, they don't love you like he love you Maps, they don't love you like he love you (I stayed up till 4am working on this sh**) [Bridge] So if your name is Reid, and you just learned how to Reid Put your motherf**ing hands in the air And if your name is Jeff Harra and you made a big paella Put your motherf**ing hands in the air And if your name is Laurel (Hey Mrs Harrison, how you doing?) Put your motherf**ing hands in the air And ‘cos Blake's the best guy put your hands up high And wave them side to side until the roof's on fire [Outro] Yeah, it's your boy Jonestown AKA Kris Krangle up in this b**h Representing for the one and only Black Hanson You know how it is, and you know how we do He's making that cartography money Making it rain on them maps like Rick Ross, Rick Ross (Merry Christmas motherf**er I love you Blake and you know that)